#1
So i need answers to the question:
What have you learned?


any one specific thing that comes to mind or whatever like: moshing + strobe lights = bloody nose
fap, rape and i cum blood have already been accounted for, but basically anything else goes so have fun with this and come up with something awesome

this is for my psych project if your wondering
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
Last edited by justinb904 at Feb 26, 2009,
#7
I have learned that life is unfair. That accounts for everything that happens in this world.
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#8
When the sign says don't feed the bears, man, you'd better not feed the bears.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#10
Roses are red
Violets are blue


i'll f**k you with a rake
Quote by supralightning
send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present

Gear:
Fender Squier
SP-10 (i almost don't use it)
Boss DS-1
Boss RC-2 (very useful)
Boss GT-10 (hell yeah)
Good Headphones
Gameboy color


Lastfm
#11
I have learned how to walk, talk, read, speak german and play guitar. That is all. Oh and I can tie my laces.
#12
I've learnt that it is sum chikens.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#13
Quote by wtf290
When the sign says don't feed the bears, man, you'd better not feed the bears.

stuff like this and the shovel thing is what im lookin for
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#15
I've learnt that If you want to get most of the sixth form to hate you, you hang out with some crazy twats, and do stupid things

good times.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#16
1. Don't expect too much, always get let down. 2. **** the Police, they are never good news. 3. Man what the **** are girls problems?
#17
Quote by Diet_coke_head
Hey! Now you can molest you're grandma and she won't remember! Score!!!



Gear:
Fender Aerodyne Jazz Bass
Fender V Jazz
Ashdown MAG 410
EH Bass Big MUff
MXR Bass Octave Deluxe
Digitech Synth Wah
#19
I learnt how to enter threads and leave comments and type and play guitar!

But i forgot how to breathe haven't got that hang of the consistently yet
#20
Procrastination is like Masturbation.
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#21
i have learned that human life is utterly insignificant

but i am still as happy as i was before
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#22
Sandpaper isn't good condom material. For both people.
Last edited by drunkinkoala at Feb 26, 2009,
#23
I've learned that pizza makes everything better.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#24
The only person who can make your life worth living / give it purpose, is you -- don't ever depend on others to do that for you.

The power of thought / attitude is immense: your happiness is mostly determined by your attitude towards life and your willingness to overcome hardships, and willpower is an essential ingredient to success.

There's no such thing as "normal people"; basically we're all ****ing crazy but some of us just know how to deal with it / hide it better than others.

Don't complain that nobody understands you: that's a waste of time because nobody ever will. In fact, it's a stellar accomplishment if you ever reach the point where you fully understand yourself.
#27
Duct tape and/or Wd-40 can fix anything
Also, An obsession with music usually shows there's something else missing
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Hollywood said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off.
Last edited by alex7up at Feb 26, 2009,
#28
I'm currently doing pyschology and considering using UG for a test experiment.
If your on a pysch course we could run the test together
Quote by Sir Anonymous
I'd call you a crazy Brit, but your username seems to quite assure your sanity.


Quote by Slaytanic1993
Epic username of pure epicness

To: Jesus=ConArtist
#29
I have learned to never pass a rest area without stopping to take a leak.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
When a girl says stop and you have your penis out, you should either stop or put it away
#32
Trying to get someone to accept that you're right when you're clearly far more knowledgable on the subject and cultured in general is still futile.
Quote by mynamesedson
I asked my son he said nothing but he just asked me he wants a psyachatrist (spelling?) Because he heard voices calling out his name. What a freak.



Control your life through insanity.


Igneuspentheism
#33
Quote by P-Bass Pirate
Procrastination is like Masturbation.

seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're just F***in' yourself