#1
...died a couple days ago from taking prescription drugs and drinking. She took Valium and Oxycontin, got drunk and died.

To all you UGers out there. Please don't do this kind of thing. it may seem fun, but its ridiculously dangerous and not worth it. Be careful with your life. I don't want none of y'all to die.
#2
I girl I knew in elementary school is now a prostitute. With a pimp and everything, it's neat.*


*Really, really sad.
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#3
Dang man, I can't imagine what you're going through. Was it a sucide? Or just a mistake?
#4
She took two separate downers and then got drunk, another downer. Sad, but her own stupidity and nothing but that can be blamed. Moral of the story: Don't ****ing mix drugs and/or consume massive quantities of downers at one time.
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#5
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I girl I knew in elementary school is now a prostitute. With a pimp and everything, it's neat.*


*Really, really sad.

How much is she?*

Is she considering stopping?

yea, that sucks, TS. personally, I'm scared of drugs and drink, 'cuz all my heroes did them and got into a lotta trouble, so I'm scared I'll get hooked real easily and...I dunno...die.
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How much is she?*

Is she considering stopping?

yea, that sucks, TS. personally, I'm scared of drugs and drink, 'cuz all my heroes did them and got into a lotta trouble, so I'm scared I'll get hooked real easily and...I dunno...die.


Dunno, haven't inquired. Any idea what the standard rate for whores is?*

*No, she can't because of her family/financial/living situation =/
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#11
Dunno, haven't inquired. Any idea what the standard rate for whores is?*

*No, she can't because of her family/financial/living situation =/

100 bucks all night right here baby *

Im not actually a whore
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#13
Dunno, haven't inquired. Any idea what the standard rate for whores is?*

*No, she can't because of her family/financial/living situation =/
No, I don't really know. I've seen 'em for 20 USD and for 200 USD*

*Blame it on the government, I guess. This "recession" sux.
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#15
This thread went from being about an old elementary school friend who recently died to being a thread about hookers in less than 15 posts.
#16
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200 is a lot for some pussy aint it

best be shaved and still tight if i droppin that kinda cash on it
#17
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This thread went from being about an old elementary school friend who recently died to being a thread about hookers in less than 15 posts.


I noticed that. If I had wanted assholery, I would have posted on 4chan.
#19
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yeah like never even played with it tight

well, i dont wanna have to pay 200 to teach a virgin how to have sex, plus the blood, I'm not THAT big of a Cannibal Corpse fan to enjoy that
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well, i dont wanna have to pay 200 to teach a virgin how to have sex, plus the blood, I'm not THAT big of a Cannibal Corpse fan to enjoy that


Most girls dont really bleed. Its just a little bit it isn't like she pisses blood. Quit being a poosie.
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