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#1
Alright, I'm not here to debate the definition of 'epic,' but here's what's happening:

I and a group of my friends found out that in the upcoming election for mayor of our town the incumbent was running unopposed, so we just jokingly suggested that one of us, Ali, should run against him. Well, the more we talked about it the funnier it seemed, to the point that we drug Ali down to the city clerk's office and had him fill out some paperwork.

Now my friend's name is on the ballot. He's an 18 year old high school senior with no political experience, hardly any public speaking skills, and almost no idea what his platform or policies are. He's already had an interview with our local newspaper which made the front page today and has another scheduled with the Houston Chronicle tomorrow.

I don't really think he has a chance of winning, but it's fun just campaigning and really participating in politics, and has definitely brought more attention to local politics around here.

Here's his site: Ali For Mayor
Cheesy, yes. But it's there

Comments? Ideas? Scandals?

TL;DR: My 18 year old friend is running for mayor of a town of 65,000 people. How great is that?
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Last edited by cheez1492 at Feb 26, 2009,
#2
Not really a high school "senior" prank, but its still semi lulzy.
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#4
pff mines better:
cook all the school lunch food with weed in it
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#5
Anyone else hoping his friend will win the election and make a complete fool of himself when everyone realizes he has absolutely no idea what he's doing?
#6
Haha. I admit that is pretty bamf. Sounds fun, but I love politics. I still have no idea what to do for senior prank this year... only 2 months left!!! :P

EDIT: Yes I do to the poster above me
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#7
that's pretty damn epic. now get your entire school to vote for him. if he wins, i will give both of you complimentary blowjobs and a breathmint.
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that's pretty damn epic. now get your entire school to vote for him. if he wins, i will give both of you complimentary blowjobs and a breathmint.


You might want to save the breathmint for yourself, sir.
#11
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that's pretty damn epic. now get your entire school to vote for him. if he wins, i will give both of you complimentary blowjobs and a breathmint.


ha. well everybody at school has pretty much promised their vote if they can vote. I guess it's more like a senior class project than a prank.

since hardly anyone participates in local politics it could at least get interesting. we'll at least get our names out there
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#12
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See but what if he does win? That would be a total "Oh Man Oh God Oh Man" situation


If he managed to win, city council wouldn't let him do ****. He'd be a lame duck pretty much.

EDIT: our town is supposed to get $10 million from the new bailout plan. Maybe we could put it to good use, or at least come up with ideas for that. If that money ever gets here.
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#14
Actually IF he did win, we would be able to do whatever the mayor can do.
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#16
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Dude, that's pretty epic.

Where in Texas are you?


Baytown, about a 20 minutes east of Houston.
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#21
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hey, remember when that Bush guy did that?


I lol'd. After looking at the site, this is LEGIT.
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#22
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I lol'd. After looking at the site, this is LEGIT.


wierd, huh? usually anything like this in the pit is 100% bullshiot
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#23
this is not OC, but go in the school cafeteria and replace the normal butter with a lot of Cannabutter ( weed butter ). The lunch ladies will cook with weed butter.
get the whole school high.
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#24
Posting in what may be an epic thread.
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Now Ali is a sexy motherfucker.

I agree. It doesn't get sexier than that.
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#30
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Ah, damn, I'm in Denton, around an hour north of Dallas. I'd vote for him if I lived closer.


mann you're basically in Oklahoma. Oh well..
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#31
Ali's resume :

Brushes teeth 4 times aday.
Wants to make Baytown a nice place.
"Help me, help you."


DonCarlos resume:

Stephen H. DonCarlos
Personal
Spouse: Allene
Resident since: 1979

Employer: Reid, Strickland & Gillette, L.L.P.
Profession: Attorney
Elected as Mayor of the City of Baytown, May 2006
Civic and Community Activity
Member of Baytown Rotary Club (Past President)
Harris County Hospital District (Vice Chair)
Baytown Chamber of Commerce (Board of Directors)
East Harris County Bar Association
Attend Memorial Baptist Church


Education and Military Service
Texas Tech University - B.B.A.
University of Texas - J.D.

Hobbies and Interests
Fishing
Softball
Military History


If Ali pulls this off it is almost like the whole Vote for Pedro thing in Napoleon Dynamite lol.
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#33
"Fact: Ali brushes his teeth four times a day."

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#34
Quote by cheez1492
Alright, I'm not here to debate the definition of 'epic,' but here's what's happening:

I and a group of my friends found out that in the upcoming election for mayor of our town the incumbent was running unopposed, so we just jokingly suggested that one of us, Ali, should run against him. Well, the more we talked about it the funnier it seemed, to the point that we drug Ali down to the city clerk's office and had him fill out some paperwork.

Now my friend's name is on the ballot. He's an 18 year old high school senior with no political experience, hardly any public speaking skills, and almost no idea what his platform or policies are. He's already had an interview with our local newspaper which made the front page today and has another scheduled with the Houston Chronicle tomorrow.

I don't really think he has a chance of winning, but it's fun just campaigning and really participating in politics, and has definitely brought more attention to local politics around here.

Here's his site: Ali For Mayor
Cheesy, yes. But it's there

Comments? Ideas? Scandals?

TL;DR: My 18 year old friend is running for mayor of a town of 65,000 people. How great is that?


hahah i live in houston, ill be sure to look for the article!!
#35
Dude, I back this candidate.
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#36
Well since the mayor hardly has anything usefull influence I wouldn't mind voting for him.
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#37
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hey, remember when that Bush guy did that?



XD TWICE


EDIT: HOLY GOD HE DOES LOOK LIKE PEDRO
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#38
You can't have a mayor with BRACES!
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