#1
We watched "supervolcano" in earth science today.
Does this freak you out?
I left class shaking.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera
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#2
I live near it. I am scared.

Nah, if something happens, Ill somehow be one of the few people who escape. If Im not, I guess Im screwed...
#4
*Shrug* Known about it for years.
Vesuvius is also well overdue another super-erruption (can't remember the exact geographical terminology for it) - the kind that wiped out Pompeii in 79AD
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What's so scary?
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What's so scary?

The fact that if it goes off with a large amount of energy, it's effects will be felt over the majority of the world...
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I live in western new york. According to the video, my area would be the last zone of the affected area. We'd still get roughly 1cm of volcanic ash, which when breathed in would form a cement in your lungs that you would basically drown in.
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What's so scary?

Death, Famine, Power Outages, economic turmoil, biggest natural disaster.
Other than that, sounds great.
#9
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*Shrug* Known about it for years.
Vesuvius is also well overdue another super-erruption (can't remember the exact geographical terminology for it) - the kind that wiped out Pompeii in 79AD



You mean geological?
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#10
I wish it would happen, so something interesting can happen.


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to exiledsoul:

It is a volcano on a magnitude so large that the crater (or caldera as its called) is about 50 km by 20 km wide. It would pump out so much ash, that almost the entire us would be buried 3 feet deep in it. It would plunge the earth into a state similar to a nuclear winter, where temperatures would drop, sunlight diminishes and crops fail. In short, millions of people would die.
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If it happens it happens. Nothing you can do about it.
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#14
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power outages???? oh noes!!!!!!!!

That means no UG.
Or heat.
And Im guessing the ash would make it hard for generators to work.
So yeah
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power outages???? oh noes!!!!!!!!

I know, right?

What would we do without electricity?
#16
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I know, right?

What would we do without electricity?


In these conditions? Probably freeze.
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#18
I live a hundred or so miles away from it, which will be covered in ash when this happens.
Truthfully, its actually a kind of creepy concept, but there is so much of this, DOOMSDAY, and APOCALYPSE stuff in the media, that its hard to take things seriously. Apparently if the volcano doesnt erupt by 2012, we will die anyway. So much stuff floating around.
#19
Well, I'm in Alabama, so I'll last a little while before the ash comes and chokes me...
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#20
I live in Florida so I'll be okay


EDIT:
I meant from the ash
I could probably gain the means to survive otherwise, and can preserve food
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#21
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I live in Florida so I'll be okay



Wrong.

Edit: Let me elaborate. Even if the ash doesn't reach that far (I'm not sure, I forget from the video) it would kill off the majority of crops/people in the US. Prices would be ridiculous if there was anyone left to even sell anything, there would be an ice age, and most importantly, power outages!!!!111!!oh noez!@#
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#22
holy crap .

Off topic: I thought this was going to be a lolcano thread. Anyone remember lolcano?
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#23
from the termination of the human species only the strong would survive. So to once again to save humans from extinction, I shall go on a mating spree from the west to the east, doing every survived female. dont worry, I shall take this deed and will deliver.
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from the termination of the human species only the strong would survive. So to once again to save humans from extinction, I shall go on a mating spree from the west to the east, doing every survived female. dont worry, I shall take this deed and will deliver.



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You just made everyone on UG's mom cry.
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#27
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You just made everyone on UG's mom cry.

I'm perplexed by this. explain please?
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I'm perplexed by this. explain please?



It was a "your mom is fat" joke directed at all of UG.
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#29
I'll stay in my house when the ash comes.
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#31
My science teacher said to put a wet cloth over your mouth to prevent the inhalation (Tis a word right?) of the ash.
#32
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My science teacher said to put a wet cloth over your mouth to prevent the inhalation (Tis a word right?) of the ash.

Or better yet a shamwow

That **** will suck all that ash right up in less than 3.5 seconds
#33
Australia FTW! In the middle of a tectonic plate means very few volcanoes and mountains. Which means very little risk of this. It's stupid Indonesia and such we have to worry about, but I'm closer to the south, I might be ok. Still, no matter where it happens, it's going to have a massive impact on the entire planet.
#34
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Or better yet a shamwow

That **** will suck all that ash right up in less than 3.5 seconds


We should blanket the whole United States in shamwows!!!! We could go back to living normal after the volcano erupts for sure! I mean we'll have to deal with having 422309843049834$ of debt with the Germans and not to mention the countless people who died from the blast. It'd work I'm sure though.



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We should blanket the whole United States in shamwows!!!! We could go back to living normal after the volcano erupts for sure! I mean we'll have to deal with having 422309843049834$ of debt with the Germans and not to mention the countless people who died from the blast. It'd work I'm sure though.




you tried, good friend, and that's what matters. as for me, i'll just hide in my basement lol
#36
I'm in Maryland so i dunno if i should worry or not care
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#38
U.S. is supposed to be covered completely with ash. No exceptions besides Alaska and Hawaii, but I'm not even sure about that.
#39
psh and people laughed at Obama for putting volcanic monitoration in the stimulus
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