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#1
So my friend and i want to do a two person scene for a speech forensics competition, does anyone have a suggestion as to what to do?

Conditions:
- We want it to be serious, rather than comedic
- 7-10 minutes
- Both characters must be male
- It can be from a movie, play, whatever

Thanks!
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#3
gay porn?


you could make funny noises too

Edit: ok that was lame, but in my english class we're doing remakes of Hamlet. Me and a couple friends are doing it all in ebonics and english accents. You could do something like that.

Editedit: Ohhhh rather than comedic, my bad. Hamlet still works though
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#4
I had some friends do a remix of Star Wars and they ended up getting 1st place in state speech
#5
You could do a dialogue on the meaning of justice between Socrates and Glaucon
that would be pretty cool
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why did i think this had to do with threesomes?
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#8
Write your own script!!!
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#9
Wait

Wait

What is speech forensics?
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Wait

Wait

What is speech forensics?

Debate and speaking arts, if i'm not mistaken
not like C.S.I.
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#12
So does the scene have to pertain to this?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrKnhOJ-R80
Black button- 9 min, two parts. Mostly speaking easy to do.
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#18
Do a scene from Clerks 1-2.
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Do a scene on the seriousness of cumming blood. Cumming blood is no laughing matter!



lame joke. but its what id expect from a feb '09er
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#20
Anyone remember that thread about a guy writing a script...

and there was a telephone scene where one of the guy says something about pre school teacher and aids...

can't find that thread.
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#21
call it The Human Toilet. bring lots of lube and toilet paper
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lame joke. but its what id expect from a feb '09er



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Found it.


Do this.

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The camera switches to Al’s apartment, and he’s seen sitting on his leather coach and talking on his grey cordless phone.


Al- This is serious man, we can make quick cash starting tomorrow! I mean, you said it yourself, the prices of Boston homes are going up, so we need something to do besides our own jobs to pay for our rents.(Smiles)


Simon- Let me hear this brilliant idea…..(sarcastically)


Al- Alright, three words, Preschool teacher aids.


Simon- Eh…….I dunno man, that’s a bit too….


Al- Yea….


Simon thinks of a word to describe the situation.


Simon- It’s just not us.


Al- 14 bucks per hour.


Simon smiles and nods his head yes.


Simon- That job is ours!
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#25
When do u need this btw?


I can write something up...
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#26
nah, has to be somewhat known/already written, thanks tho
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"I think my friend might kill herself."
"Dude, I think you should call the cops."
"I have a better idea. I'll ask the Pit."
#27
what!?!???


Just do the scene from Boondock Saints.

lol
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#28
haha no

ps what song is your avatar?
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"Dude, I think you should call the cops."
"I have a better idea. I'll ask the Pit."
#29
Oedipus in the style of the Godfather. No joke. Did it with some friends for an English project... we got a 95% on it.
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#30
It's the melody from The Bravery's Unconditional.


Maybe...


Shawshank Redemption scene


INT -- SHAWSHANK HEARINGS ROOM -- DAY (1967)

Red enters, sits. 20 years older than when we first saw him.

MAN #1
Your file says you've served forty
years of a life sentence. You feel
you've been rehabilitated?

Red doesn't answer. Just stares off. Seconds tick by. The
parole board exchanges glances. Somebody clears his throat.

MAN #1
Shall I repeat the question?

RED
I heard you. Rehabilitated. Let's
see now. You know, come to think of
it, I have no idea what that means.

MAN #2
Well, it means you're ready to
rejoin society as a--

RED
I know what you think it means. Me,
I think it's a made-up word, a poli-
tician's word. A word so young fellas
like you can wear a suit and tie and
have a job. What do you really want
to know? Am I sorry for what I did?

- -----

MAN g2
Well...are you?

RED
Not a day goes by I don't feel
regret, and not because I'm in here
or because you think I should. I
look back on myself the way I
was...stupid kid who did that
terrible crime...wish I could talk
sense to him. Tell him how things
are. But I can't. That kid's long
gone, this old man is all that's
left, and I have to live with that.
(beat)
Rehabilitated? That's a bull****
word, so you just go on ahead and
stamp that form there, sonny, and
stop wasting my damn time. Truth
is, I don't give a ****.

The parole board just stares. Red sits drumming his fingers.


one of u can be both man 1 and 2.

and the bleeped out words are both s h i t
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#32
black button could be good.

and on that note, i thought the youtube film was really good, but for the first few minutes, the younger mans acting was a little lacking.
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#33
Check brookpub.com, that's where I always got my scenes back in high school. Oh, and btw, if this is for forensics competition, as in the speech and drama activity that high schools compete in, it's illegal to use scenes from movies and you'll be disqualified for it. Hope this helps!
#34
Damn i was thinking the scene in Requiem For a Dream where the mother talks to Harry about being alone.That was pretty good. But then i read that both parts must be male. So now i have no idea.
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Check brookpub.com, that's where I always got my scenes back in high school. Oh, and btw, if this is for forensics competition, as in the speech and drama activity that high schools compete in, it's illegal to use scenes from movies and you'll be disqualified for it. Hope this helps!


i dont think thats true, a few friends of mine did a scence from monty python and the holy grail and went pretty far with it...
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#36
First act of "Waiting For Godot", it's comedically serious, and seriously comedic. It's a play and it's a good one.
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You could do a dialogue on the meaning of justice between Socrates and Glaucon
that would be pretty cool


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#38
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i dont think thats true, a few friends of mine did a scence from monty python and the holy grail and went pretty far with it...


That may have been because either they chose a scene that monty python hadn't done soully for the movie (from what I understand there a few stage versions of their different things, because I have known people to bits by monty python as well) or the judges were ignorant (that happens a lot, I know many times I would have been screwed if it hadn't been for inexperienced judges...) But, I'm pretty sure it's in the rules. Unless you can find a published version (in a book, not like typed out on the net) it's basically illegal. But my team wasn't part of the NFL so our league rules may have been different.
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