#1
I'm taking a couple internet classes, and I'm getting really behind in them and not doing well.

How do I get myself to start doing the homework? I always just go to UG instead and talk to people on the internet.
#4
Do you take these internet courses in school? Like during a study hall? I know some people who do and they just barely get stuff done.
#5
Whenever you catch yourself not doing your homework put a staple through your dick.


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#7
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Stop being a lazy cock.


Damnit, beat me to it.
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#8
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Do you take these internet courses in school? Like during a study hall? I know some people who do and they just barely get stuff done.

yeah every day during 2nd period. But it's in the library and i just read the newspaper instead. i just don't feel motivated to do it..so easy just to sit around and talk to people.
#10
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yeah every day during 2nd period. But it's in the library and i just read the newspaper instead. i just don't feel motivated to do it..so easy just to sit around and talk to people.


Same. I often have to force myself to do homework at home, I just can't do it in school. Luckily (or unluckily), I can almost never get a library pass from study hall and all I have to do is work.
#11
Try to think of where you wanna be in five/ten years time. If you want to be selling suits in a department store, don't do your homework.
#12
Get the **** off Ug
i realize that wasn't very helpful
do it in small amounts and reward yourself for completing stuff
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#13
What you need to do is set up a reward system for yourself. Say to yourself "I'll right one paragraph and then I get five minutes on UG. No more than that." Then repeat. It really just takes self discipline.
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#14
Just be serious about doing it. Say "I am going to get my homework done, damnit!" and actually go through with it. A good way to think of it (for me atleast) is like cliffjumping, you know you can but when you get up to the edge you sort of have to force yourself to and if you wait too long it gets harder and harder. But if you just say "I'm gonna do this goddammit" and follow through, it isn't hard.
#16
stop being a lazy **** and just do the work. belive me you will regret not doing so well in school later on in life. i realy wish i would have done better.
#18
Go to walmart and look around at the people there. You can either do well in school and get a high paying job, or you can screw off and be like the trash people that frequent the store.
#19
I assume someone needs to pay for these courses? If you're not currently paying for them, then do just that--Pay for your courses. That way when you're rotting in the Pit, you'll be like... "DAMN, I'm wasting my money right now." It works like a charm. Now get your ass moving to that homework!
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#20
Well. If you intend on waisting money for online courses. You are much better off sending it to me. I need a new amp.

Get your ass in gear man. Just give it fifteen minutes, force yourself, and once you get on that roll, you'll get it done. Just remember, force yourself for that first fifteen minutes. The rest should fall into place.
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#22
Tell ya what, I'll make you a deal: you do your meaningless, boring schoolwork, and I'll quit barebackin' your mom. You don't want a brother do you?
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#23
Do your homework while listening to iron maiden, always works for me.
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#24
first....
stop reading this perezoso....

second, get ur gf to take off an article of clothing for every answer you get right,
or something along those lines
#25
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first....
stop reading this perezoso....

second, get ur gf to take off an article of clothing for every answer you get right,
or something along those lines

great idea

i dont have a gf though
#27
Don't go on UG, don't talk to people on the internet.

Which reminds me, I'm writing an essay right now.
#29
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I'm taking a couple internet classes, and I'm getting really behind in them and not doing well.

How do I get myself to start doing the homework? I always just go to UG instead and talk to people on the internet.



you really need us to explain to you why your time isnt spent on homework?

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#30
Go do something that you really hate, like scrub the toilet, or vacuum, then stop and tell yourself you could be doing something more fun, like homework.
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#31
Don't do the homework. Watch your grades slip. When you fail the class you'll have the proper motivation to do homework next semester.
#32
don't do your homework if you don't don't wanto, you are in a free country
( of course you'll have to accept the consequence but well... )
play guitar instead !!!
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#33
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Don't do the homework. Watch your grades slip. When you fail the class you'll have the proper motivation to do homework next semester.

tried that last semester. didn't really work that well..i just felt bad about it
#34
Go block UG from your own computer!


Specifically, the Pit.

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#36
Make a schedule and follow it. Sounds simple, but it's a lot more efficient to get things done when you set time limits for yourself. If you don't then you're more likely to spend the most time getting simple joy from bull****ting around with nothing really gained. That and the less time you have for something the more valuable the time is.
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#38
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try to work 4 days out of the week and leave the other day to messing around.



What happened to the other 2 days?


I've got the same problem but I still dedicate a hell a lot of time to homework...
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