#2
I hate Burger King.
McDonalds is the sh*t.
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#3
i saw this on the news last week
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#4


The King is not pleased.
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#5
thats great. that lady was an a$s tho, if the guy was telling the truth...
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#10
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Guess that guy doesn't know how Burger King and 911 works in this country.

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#11
i called 911 when wal-mart wouldnt match futureshops prices on an ipod


all-in-all i spent a day doing community service


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#12
I like how the operator stays on and says "well if the food's not done its not done" lolz
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#15
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All fast food sucks except Taco Bell and Wendy's

Fixed again.
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#16
I'd call 9-1-1, too, if they're out of french fries. That would truly be an emergency.
#18
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I hate Burger King.
McDonalds is the sh*t.

Greatest avatar ever.

*is mesmorised*

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#20
thank god for hungry jacks
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#21
Lemonade is serious ****ing business

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#23
Quote by exiledsoul
I hate Burger King.
McDonalds is the sh*t.


i love your avatar, but not your opinion.

on topic; lolwut?
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#24
This is stupid. If his apple pie was cold, then yeah, he should have got the national guard or something. But lemonade deserves no bigger response than one old guy with a dog waving a stick around.
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#27
to all the replies, but especially the "This is an outrage" one...
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