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#1
Well... it was my birthday 30 seconds ago.
What should I do to celebrate? I already fapped and plan to do something crazy and stupid tomorrow but idk what
#2
Happy birthday mate, take it easy
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#4
You fapped to the thought of your birthday?
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#6
Happy birthday old chap.
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#8
become addicted to marijuana!
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#9
Happy Birthday!


I give you.... Birthday pi!!!!!

http://pi.ytmnd.com/
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#10
Fap some more. Rape a chicken. Pick up some hookers. and beer. And wooot party.
#11
Aw lucky...

my birthday is in 2 more weeks...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You should go paint a car with blood!
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#12
wait....

seriously ?

30 seconds ?

wow.... u should be ashamed.... :p
just pretend your birthday is tomorrow night, n try this again....
#13
Quote by greyeyedfire
wait....

seriously ?

30 seconds ?

wow.... u should be ashamed.... :p
just pretend your birthday is tomorrow night, n try this again....



Well he probly fapped for 15-22 seconds if you factor in cleanup time
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

Quote by Deliriumbassist
in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#14
My birthday is on the 26th, and in my time zone, it is the 27th. I forgot to post a thread and spent my last minutes of my birthday fapping ):
I should be asleep right now, I have to get up for school in less than 6 hours
Last edited by RPGoof at Feb 27, 2009,
#19
Fascinating, now you have to sacrifice 16 virgins to appease the gods.
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#20
Quote by RPGoof
My birthday is on the 26th, and in my time zone, it is the 27th. I forgot to post a thread and spent my last minutes of my birthday fapping ):
I should be asleep right now, I have to get up for school in less than 6 hours

Don't go to sleep. Stay up. Snort crack if you need. It gone be party.
#21
All my friends are passed out already :[
I'll be partying all night friday though. Another friend of mine has the same birthday as I and turned 17, so we shall find some shenanigans to get involved in.
#22
happy birthday!!

but really a 10 second fap is weak... make that your new birthday resolution to improve that

now GO GET BIRTHDAY DRUNK!!!
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#23
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shenanigans


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Lol, seriously; happy birthday.
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#25
Happy Birthday.
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#26
Quote by Shadowenspirit
Happy Birthday!


I give you.... Birthday pi!!!!!

http://pi.ytmnd.com/


is there anymore of these ytmnd.com things


cause ive seen the blue ball one


thats better than the pie one!!!


i want mooreee!!!!


EDIT:
oh yeah!
happy birthday TS!
Last edited by geetar_man0 at Feb 27, 2009,
#27
Quote by greyeyedfire
wait....

seriously ?

30 seconds ?

wow.... u should be ashamed.... :p
just pretend your birthday is tomorrow night, n try this again....

Damn you don't have to wait that long, tomorrow afternoon sounds good.
#28
wtf does fap mean?!

n yeah go clubbing
get your license
make ur friends buy u expensive presents/parents buy u a car
throw a mad crazy party
idk hav fun
"dear gravity, you've held me down in this starless city."
#29
Quote by geetar_man0
is there anymore of these ytmnd.com things


cause ive seen the blue ball one


thats better than the pie one!!!


i want mooreee!!!!


EDIT:
oh yeah!
happy birthday TS!

Well, you could try... you know... ytmnd.com...
#30
Speedball like you're f*cking Anthony Kedis
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#31
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wtf does fap mean?!



It means "made out with mother" to tell the truth. i know its gross. might as well run away now.
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

Quote by Deliriumbassist
in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#33
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It means "made out with mother" to tell the truth. i know its gross. might as well run away now.



oh, well thats just...weird. haha
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#34
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oh, well thats just...weird. haha


really, it means he went and f*cked himself
#39
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what can you do at 16 that couldn't do at 15? Just curious

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#40
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Don't be such a girl.


too bad i am a girl. got boobs and a vagina to prove it :P
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