#1
well i have on several occasions...but im not going into that AGAIN
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#2
Yea, but my friend caught me, I carried on.

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#3
Nope. I have been caught on top of my current gf with my hand up her shirt while we were makin out on the floor by her dad He still kinda hates me
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#5
TS is cool.

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#6
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#9
impossible for me to get caught. No i am not a ninja.......I just don't get any action....any
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#12
I have banged my girlfriend with both of my parents in the next room, just make her bend over and put her face in a pillow and your all set. Its easier to just get a blowjob or handjob though, less risky.
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#15
My brother walked in on us once. It was pretty embarassing, but I was mainly angry because he got to see my girlfriends tits.
#17
Yeah, by my girlfriend.
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#19
Uh...no, not really. About three weeks ago I had a girl in my room on a Saturday night around 2 or 3, and my roommate was right across the room (about 5 to 7 feet) sleeping. Throughout the entire process we'd start getting a bit too 'into it' and hear him breath quickly and we'd just ****ing freeze in motion. Fun experience, but I don't know what I would have said if he had actually woken up.
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#21
Never during sex, but twice during head, once in the woods (a guy and his dog walked by) and another time round the side of a mates house during his 21st.
#22
Ever been caught using a searchbar? There is a MASSIVE thread on this.
If you aren't going to talk about your own experiences then this was a pointless and stupid thread.
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#23
Well, now that you mention it......
Her folks had gone out for the night so we were on the sofa and we fell asleep after without the usual re-arranging of clothes etc. They came home early and her mum walked in first, thought very quick and jumped on top of both of us saying, 'This looks like fun, can I join in?'. Bless her as it saved the old fellah from noticing anything. Otherwise I'd have been in serious sh*t as I was 200 miles from home and he was a big guy.
My girl was the same age then as her mum when she got pregnant, and it was legal in UK, alright? (by a few weeks)
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