Hi guys. Iv decided to turn gay to get my parents attention. They care more about my sisters than me so the thing to do is to become something even weirder than a girl: a girly man. So my question is what should I do besides dress gay and talk like a girl? I dont want to butt**** a guy if I can avoid it. Also i don't rape kids.
Lol, bet its just an excuse to dress gay.

"If I told you that, I'd have to kill you."
"Why is it like.. top secret?"

Buy rectal soothing cream and leave it places where your parents will find it, or just wallpaper your house with gay porn
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wtf is wrong with you? you dont even realize what you are doing to them if you convince them you are gay. It is not accepted by most older people, regardless of our generation's viewpoint.
I gain my parents attention by saying hello, why can't people just be normal these days.