#1
I swear Im never buying in more than $20 again ever I just lost $95 playing poker and I want to kill someone does anyone here do it? if so you shouldnt god damn it Im a student I shouldnt be doing this
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Last edited by volcom_sk8_rock at Feb 27, 2009,
#4
I won £78 off a fiver on a fruit machine 2 weeks ago. And won £42 playing instant win lottery games online off £6. I like to gamble!
#6
LOL

Dude, you have to do more than $20 or you will just keep losing. If you buy in with just that much - and I have before - you're completely at the mercy of the hand you're dealt. You better get a hand that you'd be stupid not to play, otherwise you're just going to waste away all your chips for buy-in. I mean other people at any given table will have upwards of 100 chips at least.

They say all you need to play poker is a chip and a chair, but that's bull lol.
We're only strays.
#7
Chill holmes, its 95 bucks, you can get that back in a days work.
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#9
You gamble every day. You gamble when you eat a pretzel.

You gamble when you get in your moms minivan on your way to soccer practice.
#10
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You gamble every day. You gamble when you eat a pretzel.

You gamble when you get in your moms minivan on your way to soccer practice.


Yeah Bush did that and he lost..


Well kinda..
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#11
You gamble when you shove your dick in a series of blenders with a switch in your other hand. Is today the day you lose your manhood?
#12
Quote by metalcore123
You gamble every day. You gamble when you eat a pretzel.

You gamble when you get in your moms minivan on your way to soccer practice.


You gamble when you use a port-a-potty.
We're only strays.
#14
mmkay
If you're a hot chick you've probably got a good chance with the lead singer or guitar player, If you're a little bit overweight, you should probably go for the drummer. If you're a dude, go for the bass player
#16
If you're playing poker online then don't, the people you are against could be on the phone to eachother helping eachother out so they can suck money out of people like you.
#17
nah was against my mates cleaned two of them out then it was my last mate cleaned him out then he bought back in and yeah lost it all haha
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#18
$95?? I lost twice that my freshman year of college in one night. I know people who have won a few hundred just to lose it all, plus some. Get over it.
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#20
haha its just so much worse when you've tasted victory only to have it snatched away from you in a few hands
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