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#1
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen a live band do? I once saw the drummer from Funeral for a Friend pass out for a few seconds at a gig cuz he had waaaaaay to much red bull lol
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#2
I saw Trivium getting hit with a bottle of piss. It really cheered everyone in the whole place up.
#6
Cannibal Corpse singing I Cum Blood.

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Well this one time Dragonforce tried to play one of their songs, funny as hell.

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#8
My friend went to see The Darkness and their stage was shaped like a penis then kept going outwards until it stopped and sprayed foam everywhere.
#9
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Haha +1
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#10
The guys from Breaking Benjamin ran around in the crowd handing out bottles of water and somebody stole the lead singer's shoe...

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#12
One time, The Dillinger Escape plan acted like they were playing music.
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#13
Mayhem's live videos are always funny to watch. Or any Black Metal with pandas.
Great music, though. (some of it)
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#14
I saw this one band with a chick singer, and one of the guitarists put a paper penis on her mic stand...

lulz ensued
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Cannibal Corpse singing I Cum Blood.

Nothing really funny in that, its just a band playing one of their songs.
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#16
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Nothing really funny in that, its just a band playing one of their songs.


When you can't take them seriously due to the lyrics being hilarious it is.

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#17
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WHAT?????


They got back to the stage and he was just like "All right, I need my shoe. Somebody has my fucking shoe. It's my only pair!" A shoe, which he said was his, was tossed onto the stage after the next song... he yelled "MY SHOE!" and ran over to it, I lol'd. They were a fun bunch to watch.

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#18
Guy from Turisas, in a small bar in Cardiff.
*Lead singer drinks bottled Stella* "What is this crap? What do you Welsh people drink that is good?"
Everyone: "BRAINS!"
*Turns to guy in the crowd*: "Get me some of this BRAINS!" He drinks and announces. "AH I like this BRAINS"

Then when they came back they requested Brains. It was full of lulz.
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#19
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When you can't take them seriously due to the lyrics being hilarious it is.

Gory lyrics are actually quite common in the Death metal genre, and Cannibal Corpse's lyrics aren't really meant to be taken seriously, they just write the lyrics to offend idiots and have a good time. If movies can have gore (and they can actually be taken seriously), why can't music?
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#20
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I saw this one band with a chick singer, and one of the guitarists put a paper penis on her mic stand...

lulz ensued

Now that's something I'd like to see. I'm laughing just by reading this.
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Gory lyrics are actually quite common in the Death metal genre, and Cannibal Corpse's lyrics aren't really meant to be taken seriously, they just write the lyrics to offend idiots and have a good time. If movies can have gore (and they can actually be taken seriously), why can't music?


People do have opinions about music.

My opinion is that Cannibal Corpse is hilarious.

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#22
Foxy Shazam singer ate a bunch of cigarettes when I saw them with Senses Fail. But he dos that every show
#23
One local band's frontman in the north german city of kiel actually set his arms on fire and ran around on stage.

I went up to him after the show and asked him how did that, he told me he works on film sets in Hamburg as a stuntman, and thus he knows how to look like he's doing really dangerous stuff without hurting himself.

he wouldn't tell me his secret, though!

he was (at least he seemed to be) bare-armed as well.
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#24
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People do have opinions about music.

My opinion is that Cannibal Corpse is hilarious.

I'll give you that one, I guess. Your opinion.

Fun band, great music imo but gets a little same-ish after some time.

On topic:Municipal waste are a band I would like to see live.

here's why:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzQWIuCCDF8
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#25
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One time, The Dillinger Escape plan acted like they were playing music.

I think the guy who likes Bon Jovi beat ya to it buddy, and did it 100 times better...
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#26
When I seen Municipal Waste an old guy was on stage and the band stopped playing and started a chant of "old man stage dive". That was pretty funny.
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#27
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Gory lyrics are actually quite common in the Death metal genre, and Cannibal Corpse's lyrics aren't really meant to be taken seriously, they just write the lyrics to offend idiots and have a good time. If movies can have gore (and they can actually be taken seriously), why can't music?


You obviously haven't seen the leprechaun.

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#28
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They got back to the stage and he was just like "All right, I need my shoe. Somebody has my fucking shoe. It's my only pair!" A shoe, which he said was his, was tossed onto the stage after the next song... he yelled "MY SHOE!" and ran over to it, I lol'd. They were a fun bunch to watch.

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#29
when i saw machine head phil demmel passed out after the solo to halo
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when i saw machine head phil demmel passed out after the solo to halo

Yeah, sad...he has a really serious cardiac problem...I really hope he gets well..
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#31
Stone Gods frontman jumped into the auidence and nearly knocked someone out with his guitar headstock.

Just for the record, they were supporting Black Stone Cherry, I didn't go to see them :P.
#32
This one time at a damageplan show....

nevermind.

Uhm...at a KSE Hatebreed and Bury your dead show, when KSE was playing bury your dead were all walking around stage in nothing but underwear...wtf?
#33
Guitarist for Extreme kicked one of the stagehands every time they ran out to pick up stuff off the stage. Got quite entertaining (since they weren't) since he kicked the little bastard like 5 times, often in the hip, leg, back, etc.

That, and when the lead singer of Steel Dragon fell down the stairs, man that was epic.
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#34
Well, when I played once, at the end of the song, I kneeled down at the end of the song, meaning to look cool, and slammed my kneecap on the ground, and fell over in pain. Not really funny for me, but it was for everyone else...
#35
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This one time at a damageplan show....

nevermind.

Uhm...at a KSE Hatebreed and Bury your dead show, when KSE was playing bury your dead were all walking around stage in nothing but underwear...wtf?

Oh, Killswitch are hilarious... Howard and Adam D. are in a constant competition for attention, and it's awesome.

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#36
At the only gig I've seen, This drummer threw his stick up in the air, he failed to catch.
We all had a lulz.

Guess what, he picked up another stick and tried it again, he failed, even mroe lulz.

I believe he took another stick and threw it up in the air and missed again.
Epic lulz.
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#37
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One local band's frontman in the north german city of kiel actually set his arms on fire and ran around on stage.

I went up to him after the show and asked him how did that, he told me he works on film sets in Hamburg as a stuntman, and thus he knows how to look like he's doing really dangerous stuff without hurting himself.

he wouldn't tell me his secret, though!

he was (at least he seemed to be) bare-armed as well.


Well, lets think about this for a second. He clearly didn't burn the skin off his arms (which were bare) so he must have used some sort of fire-retardant gel to stop his arms from burning. Also, skin doesn't typically set on fire without the help of something flammable, so he probably either was using a special sort of gel coated over his arms, or he had something flammable on top of something else covering his skin.
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Well, lets think about this for a second. He clearly didn't burn the skin off his arms (which were bare) so he must have used some sort of fire-retardant gel to stop his arms from burning. Also, skin doesn't typically set on fire without the help of something flammable, so he probably either was using a special sort of gel coated over his arms, or he had something flammable on top of something else covering his skin.

Dude, you're not meant to work it out, that's the fun of it, you think, wow, that was amazing, then forget about it, you don't think of how they did it, it just ruins it
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#39
guys, don't forget all of Axl Rose's moments, I'll get some in a moment.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2HuEwWtApk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_7o2JAMC8Q

that should suffice.
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Well, lets think about this for a second. He clearly didn't burn the skin off his arms (which were bare) so he must have used some sort of fire-retardant gel to stop his arms from burning. Also, skin doesn't typically set on fire without the help of something flammable, so he probably either was using a special sort of gel coated over his arms, or he had something flammable on top of something else covering his skin.


yeah, but what kind of gel exactly? that's what I thought as well, but he wouldn't tell me, and google didn't give any information.

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