#1
http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/05/macbook-wheel-revealed-by-the-onion-news-network/

I am a mac user. but what the **** were apple thinking when they made this!
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#2
I wouldn't trust anything with the Onion as a source... It's a gag newspaper out of Madison, WI. Not real.
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#10
Fake. That site makes more mockery's of tech company's.


Funny though.
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#12
doesnt everyone know the onion news is fake?


I MEAN IT SAYS FAKE RIGHT IN THE TAGS!
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#14
it would be lolz if it did turn out to come out in the future XD.
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Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured.


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Never heard c*nt used as a verb before.



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I think you just won!!


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In Soviet Russia, hairdresser rapes YOU!