#1
hey pit,
i have to do an oral report on electric guitars, any ideas on what to include? it has to be about 2-3 minutes long and i dont think i can use pictures or bring in a guitar.

oh also it needs to be in rather stupid-head terms so all the little non-guitarists can understand, so im trying to avoid big confusing words.
thanx!

EDIT: the title of this thread can not be held responsible for any disturbing images in the gutter- minds of the pit
Last edited by SGRocker400 at Feb 27, 2009,
#2
Title turned me on man....


Just explain in brief details about the different parts of the guitar. Kinds of pickups, different types of wood, different brands of guitars, etc.
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#3
Misleading title is misleading


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Title turned me on man....


Just explain in brief details about the different parts of the guitar. Kinds of pickups, different types of wood, different brands of guitars, etc.


What he said. Also do the history of the Electric.

But why not bring a pic??? It helps the stuff... It's retarded to explain something without a diagram or a demonstration...
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#11
Just make it up, tell them the pick-ups run on magic and that there is such a thing as "String-disease".
#12
don't try to get the whole thing in there, guitars are pretty big.
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#13
Misleading titles...

...get me everytime.
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#14
A Brief History Of The Electric Guitar | Guitar Columns @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com

Good luck=]
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Soon, death metal's drums will be so fast only computers will be able to listen to it.

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#17
i have to do a 5 min one. its pretty damn simple. start off with the basic structure of the guitar whats connected to what, then move onto the specifics of the guitar itself.
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to ZEIAT: i think they arent allowed, like its supposed to be just a speaking assignment or something like that, im definitely gonna try tho

to strat0blaster: you sir are a jeenyus

It was pretty funny.

I almost sig'd myself.
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#19
Ya know. **** all the telling about it.

Bring a guitar in, play to all your classmates.

and make the chicks wet.


A+ Right there sir.
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A Brief History Of The Electric Guitar | Guitar Columns @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com

Good luck=]

its about the electric guitar not guitar and borderline porn/guitar porn

and stratoblaster im sigging that once i figure out how
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#21
Make random guitar noises: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, oral stairway guitar solo bweeair wheair nah neir ne neir ne na na noo, then some buckethead sweeps bloowowlolowowloloooeeaooooorrrrrrrrrwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaioeeeeeeeeeoowoooorwowlwolwowlwowlw, then some crazy paul gilbert shreds shdrddrrrrrrrddddddddrhshdreeeeeshdhthththothothtohtowlloooooaweaeiariisthdrdrdrdrdrrrrr, then a blueoooseee guitar solo, do do da dooo bwoo dee daa dah duh dooo dooweee doo.
#22
Talk about the pickups, structure, kinds of guitars, kinds of pickups, Woods.

This girl in my class did a report on electric guitars. I asked her what a pickup was during the presentation. Her reaction was WTF IS A PICKUP.
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You know, the title of this thread gave me a rather unwanted mental image of a man trying to stuff a Jackson headstock into his mouth.
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#27
2 to 3 minutes? that's not even enough for an introduction.

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