#1
Has anyone ever tried to set a world record?

I remember once when I was eight, I tried to beat the world record in pogo-stick jumping, and proceded to pogo for one and a half hours, only to have my grandpa tell me that the record was not in the number of bounces, but the distance that someone traveled on a pogo stick.

Naturally, I was crushed, and later tried to set a new world record by running around the kitchen table 300 times, only to have my mother come home and tell me there was no such record.

Since then I have never tried to set a world record.

What are your stories?
#3
I helped break the world record for the most people dancing The Time Warp at the same time

That was in the Guinness World Records 2000 book i think.
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#5
I have broken a few records, but I don't honestly remember. That was what me and my friends did all the time, was to try to break records. I wish I could remember what i did. I never told anyone, it was just for fun.

One of them was I think shooting a rubber band the futhest. I did it one day, super rubber band may of been cheating though lol
#6
I set the record for least record setting attempts by a person who doesn't care about setting records. At all.
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#7
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I bet UG could set one.



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what record could ug set?
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what record could ug set?

most people saying *reported* maybe?
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#10
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what record could ug set?


Something stupid.

Most people rickrolled at once? Most guitarists in one forum?

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#11
i've toyed with the idea, but no, i haven't
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#13
I'm sure UG could set the best record!!!! What could we do? Coolest people in one thread/forum. Best thread ever made.
#14
You have to notify the Guinness Book before you break the record.


Some girl at my old High School broke the record for giving the most hugs in an hour. It was part of a benefit in memory of a couple of students that had passed away that year.

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I helped break the world record for the most people dancing The Time Warp at the same time

That sounds like the best record ever.
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#15
Quote by CoreysMonster
later tried to set a new world record by running around the kitchen table 300 times, only to have my mother come home and tell me there was no such record.

You can make new records, you know. You just need to get someone from the Guiness World Record people to come and make sure you do it properly.
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Something stupid.

Most people rickrolled at once? Most guitarists in one forum?


I might just sig that.



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#18
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I seriously tried to see how many times I could cum in one hour.
I ended up passing out.
No joke.

No way? what was your record? I'll break that. I'm fairly big in size, 6'4, I could do it.
#19
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You can make new records, you know. You just need to get someone from the Guiness World Record people to come and make sure you do it properly.


so... I could have been a World record holder since I was eight?
#20
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#21
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....did you just report my thread?

No no haha

Not at all.

It's just that almost every time I go into a thread I see someone saying it.
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#23
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so... I could have been a World record holder since I was eight?

Correct, although I bet i've ran around my kitchen table more than you
#24
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Correct, although I bet i've ran around my kitchen table more than you



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#26
Most Cannibal Corpse references in one forum?

Most music elitists in one site?
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#27
most posts in a thread, lets do this !
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what record could ug set?


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#29
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That wasn't us.
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#30
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That wasn't us.

It started here...


Thus?
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#31
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It started here...


Thus?

I don't think so. I think we did what we always do. Find it somewhere else, take it, and watch hopelessly as 4chan gets a hold of it.
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#32
I'm going to try the record for fastest time to eat 3 cream crackers.

I practice eating 10 dry crackers within ten minutes then 3 in 3 minutes.
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#34
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I'm going to try the record for fastest time to eat 3 cream crackers.

I practice eating 10 dry crackers within ten minutes then 3 in 3 minutes.

pfft, how hard can it be
#35
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...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#36
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Most Cannibal Corpse references in one forum?

Most music elitists in one site?


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#37
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You take away my hope


And what is a man without hope, damnit?!

...an emo?
#38
This sounds like a challenge...

Most boners in one hour, thats right, im gonna do it.
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#40
ill break the guitar world speed record if you want

just gotta learn to play a million times faster