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If any of you read my other thread my dogs afraid to go outside because a squirrels after moving into our garden and marking his territory.

So I have to find a way to catch it. Killing it is not an option as its a Red Squirrel and their an endangered species here.

I need ideas about how to catch it. I'm thinking about setting traps involving nuts but I don't know how to build them. Please give me some ideas preferrebly with pictures.

tl;dr: I need to catch a squirrel without killing it. How will I do it?













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your dogs afraid of a squirrel?...i say get a new dog


+1

In fact, train your squirrel to be a dog.
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#9
get a squirrel cage and leave food in it so it will take tha bait...
my dad did that when he had a squirrel problem and the one that was like the leader he took the cage and dropped it in a garbage bin full of water and walked away......
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#10
I found a couple of dead red squirrels in a bin next to my garage a while ago.

I can go see if their carcasses are still where i dumped them, and give you one if you want.
#11
Oh man, reminds me of a awsome way some family friends got rid of a skunk. They live on a lake so they set out a cage by the water and tied it to one of thier boats. When the skunk was trapped they drownt that sonofabitch hahahha.
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#14
Lol in my backyard, squirrels are afraid of dogs. Idk about your issue, try trapping it and driving it FAR FAR away... Squirrels can find their way back to a home from over 8 miles away..

My grandpa used to have trouble with squirrels, he trapped them in a barrel, put a cage over the top, and filled the barrel up with water... And we have a pond in our backyard, so my dad regularly gives "swimming lessons" to small and annoying rodents.
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Why don't you just kill it, and then paint it brown?

Best idea lol.
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Why don't you just kill it, and then paint it brown?


you mean grey right?
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#21
stake a not-red squirrel or two, then leave them outside his territory....

see if he takes the hint
#22
i think if it's a red squirrel it's actually illegal to trap it as well as kill it, but don't quote me on that
#23
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i think if it's a red squirrel it's actually illegal to trap it as well as kill it, but don't quote me on that

Just like its legal to trap and kill polar bears.
#24
Get one of these..

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you mean grey right?



Eh, either gray or brown works. I've seen squirrels in all shapes and colors.
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#26
Poison nuts.
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Dealing with small backyard animals is such a fun time. There was this pigeon (actually a morning dove but pigeons more fun to say/cuss at) and he swooped at my grama and always held his ground so I was scared of it. Anyways, I was trying to cut my grass and the basterd was eyein' me up and not budging so I stared whippin pine cones at it but missed. So then I went up to my room, got my airsoft hand gun and openned my window and tryed snippin' it, but to no avail. I scared him off though so its okay lol.
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#32
I would give a suggestion but you seem to think rape is wrong...
Anyway, get the squirrell where it hurts! GRAB IT'S NUTS!
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#34
Bear trap filled with chestnuts. It's the only solution.
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What kind of impotent dogs are they?
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Learn it's language and mate with it's kind. In time, all differences will be forgotten.


Or you can actually help him.

The other day you said you like to help squirrels findd new homes.
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Nothin wrong with the good ol' box and a stick trap!


Awesome picture is awesome.
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What kind of impotent dogs are they?

...They're squirells
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