#1
First and foremost, FUCVK WOMEN. No offense to the girel of the pit.

So today I was kinda excited to spend lunch drinking with my girlfriend. I decided since I was at school I wouldn't get too wasted. So I went to her house with a friend, who is dating her friend. We get there, knock on the door, and one of her friends let us in. I ask her, Where's the girls? She tells me they're upstairs making out. It didn't register at first, I walk up the stairs and they're right there, my girlfriend and my best friends girlfriend making out, I mean slobbering all oer each other. I didn't know how to feel, or say, all I could manage was is there anythjing left to drink? Now get this, it's not because I didn't care, I'm crushed. So she starts with "I'm sorry! oh im' sorry" this and that. Trying to tell me there's something not right with her, tellin me she's an ass. I KNOW. I'm not right either but I don't go making out with everyone. So she runs to the bathroom crying. Her friends were tryin gto tell me, "she loves you1 she's in love with you! shes drunk she can't control herself!" BULL****.

I left without saying another thing to her. I then return after school later, with every intention to break up with her. I guess she was in the kitchen, and my friend when to talk to them, and she was all smiley and ****. She just walked past me and left, so I didn't get a chance to break it off and I didn't feel like chasing her. As we walk away, they were already talkin to other dudes. So tell me pit, WTF.

This is the girl that tells me she loes m e. THis is the girl I gave my heart to and explained what that means. How would you feel? I'm concrete in breaking up with her, and the only thing I regret is not breaking up with her on the spot. Is it right for me too feel this way?
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#4
So she does another woman and you get pissed off?

Mate, you need to get your priorities straight.
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#6
You'r girlfriend makes out with another girl and you're mad? Am I the only one who would of suggested threesome?
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#7
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I guess she was in the kitchen,

Smart girl.
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#8
I would probably say the following to myself
''Meh **** happens, it's all gd''
Then carry on with my life
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#9
I want an actualy response outside the relationship thread. It's not even cool, she asked me how I would feel if she hit on girls and I told her I'd be pissed off.
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#11
I thought you were going to say your MG fell on you.
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#14
Dudes, life is NOT a porn. She doesn't even kiss ME like that. And I'm pretty sure I couldn't get in on it, if I wanted to. They apparently had sex before we got together, and I told her that's not cool.
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#17
Umm, you're supposed to be happy.

Foursome guys, not three, don't forget his friend.
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#20
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Dudes, life is NOT a porn. She doesn't even kiss ME like that. And I'm pretty sure I couldn't get in on it, if I wanted to. They apparently had sex before we got together, and I told her that's not cool.


What the hell gives you THAT right? You're a dick, no wonder she's getting it elsewhere.
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#22
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I thought you were going to say your MG fell on you.

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#25
You should have had an epic fivesome(including the girl who opened the door) and THEN broken up.
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#26
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What the hell gives you THAT right? You're a dick, no wonder she's getting it elsewhere.


Well if we're together I don't want her to go **** her again, I mean it's kinda my right to not want her to have lesbian sex.Kinda like what happened here.
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#27
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You should have had an epic fivesome(including the girl who opened the door) and THEN broken up.



Why not invite more people for an orgy?
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