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I've recently discovered a secret society at my school, consisting of 4 of my acquaintances. This secret society is dedicated to helping all members of the society get women, and I am very interested. I have not been with a women in a long time, and I am interested in seeing what this society has to offer.
#2
Its called a brothel kiddo
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#4
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Its called a brothel kiddo

This guy knows what he's talking about.

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#5
The society is a brothel?

*Edit*

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Its called a brothel kiddo


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#6
It's called "I'm a puss who needs my friends to ask a girl out for me."

Also, this is not a blog.
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#8
Their just going to cut your penis off and rape you
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#9
Is chloroform involved?
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#10
COOL STORY, BRO
guess what
Its just a bunch of nerds who think they get action. When really there just doing slutty girls who don't give a crap about who they do. Trust me, karma is gonna make their way to them.
#11
Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned game spitting?
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#13
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Its called a brothel kiddo

YOU WIN
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#14
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COOL STORY, BRO
guess what
Its just a bunch of nerds who think they get action. When really there just doing slutty girls who don't give a crap about who they do. Trust me, karma is gonna make their way to them.

Is she hot?
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#15
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YOU WIN


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*tears up*
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#16
These are pictures from their group portraits:







I am curious as to where I can obtain clothes such as these. They have all been seen around campus with many women, and I am induced to see their ways. I cannot wait until I am accepted into their ranks.
Last edited by IVovaK at Feb 27, 2009,
#17
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Is she hot?
Lol'd.
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#18
Quote by IVovaK
I've recently discovered a secret society at my school, consisting of 4 of my acquaintances. This secret society is dedicated to helping all members of the society get women, and I am very interested. I have not been with a women in a long time, and I am interested in seeing what this society has to offer.


no... you have never been with a woman.
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#20
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Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned game spitting?


learn em' bro.
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#21
Quote by IVovaK
These are pictures from their group portraits:







I am curious as to where I can obtain clothes such as these. They have all been seen around campus with many women, and I am induced to see their ways. I cannot wait until I am accepted into their ranks.

Dude yer twisted. I kinda like it.
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#23
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I am not twisted, I am just dedicated to making it into this society.


How about be yourself and get girls that way? I swear it will work.
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#24
Child, hop on dat yo
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#26
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I've recently discovered a secret society at my school, consisting of 4 of my acquaintances. This secret society is dedicated to helping all members of the society get women, and I am very interested. I have not been with a women in a long time, and I am interested in seeing what this society has to offer.



hahaa i secret society that helps all members to get women. i thought it would be something serious
#27
what the fuck.....


*slowly walks away from thread*
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#28
Chances are the people in this "Secret Society" are tools and when people find out they're going to get made fun of. Well at least that'd happen at my school.
#29
im failing to see the point of this.
but i fail at a lot of things,
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#30
I thought the Scottish are all gay.

Don't get involved and go build some Warhammer or go suck on the pillars of the Macintosh University.
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#32
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I thought the Scottish are all gay.

Don't get involved and go build some Warhammer or go suck on the pillars of the Macintosh University.

hey hey hey
Scottish are awesome. I`d kill someone to have an accent like that_______okay not kill but I really like the accent
#33
Quote by radomu
I thought the Scottish are all gay.

Don't get involved and go build some Warhammer or go suck on the pillars of the Macintosh University.

sadly not enough of us are....
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#35
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hey hey hey
Scottish are awesome. I`d kill someone to have an accent like that_______okay not kill but I really like the accent

I was ironic but yeah they have awesome accents
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#38
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this thread is disturbing..

says a 2009ner
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#39
They probably just have gay piles and pay hookers so little boys like you get tricked into joining and getting your ass crack and hole, inflammed.
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