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#2
my holographic Charizard
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#6
I headbutted my girlfriend in the tits.
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#8
Quote by humperdunk
my holographic Charizard


I see your holographic Charizard and I'll raise you a FIRST EDITION, holographic MACHAMP.
#9
My unapologetic hate for this thread. /flexes
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#11
I have fucking sideburns.
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#12
Quote by metalderek
I see your holographic Charizard and I'll raise you a FIRST EDITION, holographic MACHAMP.

Didn't that come in the starter pack?
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#15
I'm not a f*cking queer that likes pokemon.
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#18
I can bench more than most people wiegh, and im only 15. :P
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


Quote by Metallica_AC/DC
a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#21
On April Fools Day, I gave my girlfriend a hug and undid her bra.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#22
Quote by humperdunk
Didn't that come in the starter pack?


Hell yeah it did! But where are you gonna find one these days?
#23
Quote by angusfan16
I fucked my grandma.


I watched in the bushes, making a running commentary and critiquing his performance. He passed



Sanity is not statistical
#25
Quote by humperdunk
Didn't that come in the starter pack?


I know right. I have the exact same card.
Quote by kayaress one


Sir, I love you.

#26
Quote by Low_End_Rocker
I watched in the bushes, making a running commentary and critiquing his performance. He passed



Sweet!
Sail upon the open skies
#29
Quote by Low_End_Rocker
I watched in the bushes, making a running commentary and critiquing his performance. He passed


...


highlights?
#30
Quote by Schism1985
this one time i made my little sister drink motor oil and she got real sick.

+1 bull shark to whoever gets the reference.

Metalocalypse

I killed your mom. Go ahead and check.
#31
I was sitting in my room playing xbox and my mom comes in and starts yelling at me, so I swung my huge balls at her and knocked her the f*ck out.
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#32


I had sex with every one of those supermodels in that picture.

EDIT: What is going on with Heidi Klum's legs??


Then I woke up......


Beside every single one of them in my bed.




BADUMMMMSHHHHHH
Be cool.
#34
I'm blonde! br00tal!!


Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#35
Quote by metalderek
Hell yeah it did! But where are you gonna find one these days?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-Pokemon-Starter-Gift-Box-Set-From-1999_W0QQitemZ360134518269QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_De faultDomain_0?hash=item360134518269&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A13 18|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#37
Quote by metalderek
Hell yeah it did! But where are you gonna find one these days?

In every teenage kids Pokemon card collection.
Last edited by ShaunDiel at Feb 27, 2009,
#40
Quote by darkwolf291
i have a f*cking handlebar mustache



Are you this man?
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