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#4
in soviet russia, you dont make joke, joke makes you!!
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#6
In Soviet Russia, Thread closes mods.
Quote by Survivalism
The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#7
I once drew a tank with a hammer and sickle on the side and a penis for a gun sucking up enemy soldiers. I left it in a first year's hood though.

edit: it had in soviet russia, cock sucks you written below it too, in case you didn't get the joke.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#10
They're all lame IMO....
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#12
Quote by boreamor
In Soviet Russia, you get laid!


In everywhere else, laid get you?
#13
I got another, just thought of it.


In Soviet Russia, child fathers you!
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#15
Quote by jgbsmith
I got another, just thought of it.


In Soviet Russia, child fathers you!

Very nice.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#17
in soviet russia, the fool pities you
Quote by jonnyrotten45
of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit


Quote by lee 31392
I fapped over Louis Walsh.


Metal sucks
#18
Quote by jgbsmith
I got another, just thought of it.


In Soviet Russia, child fathers you!



you sir, are win.
#19
Quote by loudog93


you sir, are win.


added to my e-pen0r growing sig txt file that I may at some day use...
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#20
I America, man sitting on couch listens to man on radio...
I Soviet Russia, man on radio listens to man on couch.


cwatididthar
#23
In Soviet Russia, zappp made UG.
amidointhisrite?
Last edited by coryklok at Feb 28, 2009,
#24
Quote by coryklok
In Soviet Russia, zappp made UG.
amidointhisrite?



Yes yes.
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#25
Gorbachev
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#26
in soviet russia, guitar plays you!
Be still my heart, I hear your back cracking...


...sounds like music to me
#27
Quote by Kapps
In everywhere else, laid get you?


The converse is "In everywhere else, you don't get laid!"

Since the joke is supposed to be the in Soviet Russia, everything is backwards I think. Not that the sentance gets messed around.
#35
In Soviet Russia, fuck you.
Quote by Yerjam
Could be, but the most important thing to remember is that it wasn't your fault, even if it was.
#36
in soviet russia, joke abuses you!
Quote by Bleurgh
Almost the exact same thing happened to me except I didn't die .

Quote by Tire Me.



Quote by SteveHouse
2^ What the flying fuck


pack your bags, move to the city.
#37
In Soviet Russia, Mudkip lieks U!
Someone plunged a dagger deep into God's chest and
When he groaned it laid our entire civilization to rest
When he pulled out the dagger and marveled at the pain he could create
We stuck another in his back to seal creation's fate
#39
Quote by sglover34479
DAMN YOU 250 CHARACTERS!

You know I still love you and your hugs.
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