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#5
open the jar and let it go ?
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of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit


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I fapped over Louis Walsh.


Metal sucks
#7
eat it with your ...other mouth
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#11
Pics!
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Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#12
catch other bugs and see how they interact

science!
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
#13
do it.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#16
Paint it Black.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#18
Have hot, sweaty beetle sex with it. Or do the humane thing and rape it then let it go.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#19
give it a pound,take it to the shops see what it buys,document results...

tis science
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#23
spray aerosol stuff on it and watch it die slowly and painfully. i did it to a spider once, it was all flinchy and funny. but then i felt kinda bad. you should probably just let it go...
actually, on second thought, give it an awesome name, then let it go
OR breed it so you have an army of bugs.
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You can yell at anybody for anything as longas you're holding a Bible. I've learned that.
#24
Gladiator Beetle Fighting.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#26
Put a guitar, a bass, and a drum set inside the jar and see which of the 4 the beetle acts most like.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#27
Quote by bendystraw
Blow marijuana smoke at it and watch it chill.

YES


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Gladiator Beetle Fighting.

OMFG YES


now heres a idea, imagine stoned Beatles going gladiator fighting....
DO IT.
#28


sorry to disappoint if its smaller than what you guys thought, but its the damn largest beetle i've ever seen.
#31
It looks already dead.
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#32
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Looks dead

indeed, oh and if it isn't call it ringo and set it frrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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"Oh Mr.Cuddles, you make my pants go boom boom. I are horny. Do not disappoint I"


Viscara (my band)
#33
Quote by bendystraw
Blow marijuana smoke at it and watch it chill.

lol I did that to a butterfly some time ago and it just stayed in the same spot for sooooooo long
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#35
got it....

glue a pic to its back play guitar with it for a while...drop it stratigically at the loudest part of song and then film the pick gnome getting eaten by it.
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#38
Let it be.

it's a long shot. but something of a joke.
Holden Caulfield is a friend of mine.
We go drinking from time to time.
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