Poll: If you had a child, and could choose the sex..
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Male
102 77%
Female
30 23%
Voters: 132.
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#1
which sex they birthed
which do you think would end up being chosen more?
#2
A smart man should choose boys. A study proved that every daughter you have takes years off your life.
#4
id pick boys. Girls have too many emotional problems for my insensitive soul to handle.
#7
I'd choose one of each. The older one being the girl.
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#8
Male.

Dads always talk about how they want little boys. And you don't have to worry about anyone nailing your son doggystyle.
#9
Quote by GogglesVK
And you don't have to worry about anyone nailing your son doggystyle.

You sure about that?
#10
boy all the way. i don't want to deal with girls. clothes, periods, dead beat 17 year old guys taking out my 13 year old daughter because she is a slut because i am a bad parent, yea, bad news
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Females. Easier to molest.

...

Oh man I feel bad for that =[


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#12
Quote by GogglesVK
Male.

Dads always talk about how they want little boys. And you don't have to worry about anyone nailing your son doggystyle.

or do you?

EDIT: damn ^
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#13
i think it would be too tough to see a daughter grow up

a son.. ahh that would be cool

i could give a **** what he does anyway lol
#14
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Females. Easier to molest.

...

Oh man I feel bad for that =[

Don't worry. That's the first thing I thought when I came in here.
#15
Quote by GogglesVK
Male.

Dads always talk about how they want little boys. And you don't have to worry about anyone nailing your son doggystyle.


Actually, it's still a possibility. For most fathers, I'm sure that finding out that their offspring is getting nailed doggy style would be worse if it was their son and not their daughter.
#16
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You sure about that?

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Actually, it's still a possibility. For most fathers, I'm sure that finding out about their offspring is getting nailed doggy style would be worse if it was their son and not their daughter.

lmao

But you guys know what I mean. Fathers are always thinking that some boy down the block is deflowering your little princess or some ****.
Last edited by GogglesVK at Feb 28, 2009,
#17
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boy all the way. i don't want to deal with girls. clothes, periods, dead beat 17 year old guys taking out my 13 year old daughter because she is a slut because i am a bad parent, yea, bad news


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#18
I'd like atleast three. 1 girl two boys.

Son: Drums

Son: Rythm Guitar

Me: Lead Guitar

Daughter: Bass

We'd be just like the Jackson 5 except none of us would be child molestors!
#19
Two boys would be so awesome.

You raise them, have fun with them, show them some good music that they would probably like, and let them interact. No arguements, bloody tampons, crying breakdowns, and emotional problems.

Although if I ended up having a boy and girl in the future, that would be fine.
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#20
My parents wouldn't have cared enough to choose what they got, though when they decided to have "only one more" they were hoping for a girl and got one, my poor sister has four older brothers (counting myself).

I don't care too much. I only really wanna have two kids, hopefully a boy and a girl, but two boys or two girls, wouldn't matter to me. I don't "play God".
#21
Boy. For personal reasons. When my dad left I vowed to myself that I would be the best damn father to my son. So I just want a boy so I can raise him right.
#23
Quote by i_killed_bill
I'd like atleast three. 1 girl two boys.

Son: Drums

Son: Rythm Guitar

Me: Lead Guitar

Daughter: Bass

We'd be just like the Jackson 5 except none of us would be child molestors!

...And there's only 4 of you.
#24
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You sure about that?

I was gonna say the exact same thing
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#25
Quote by GogglesVK

But you guys know what I mean. Fathers are always thinking that some boy down the block is deflowering your little princess or some ****.


I see what you mean. If you are worried about who will deflower your daughter, you should do it yourself cuz then you'd know the job was done right.

Edit: That is probably the most tasteless thing I've ever uttered.
Last edited by Trefellin at Feb 28, 2009,
#26
I would vote boy... I wouldn't want young men thinking thoughts about my daughter that I have thought about girls....

that would scare the shiz outa me...
#27
Quote by i_killed_bill
I'd like atleast three. 1 girl two boys.

Son: Drums

Son: Rythm Guitar

Me: Lead Guitar

Daughter: Bass

We'd be just like the Jackson 5 except none of us would be child molestors!


One of you are a Pit Monkey....
#29
Quote by i_killed_bill
...


DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!


You're probably not black either... Or talented.

You'd be nothing like the Jackson 5.
#30
Quote by Trefellin
I see what you mean. If you are worried about who will deflower your daughter, you should do it yourself cuz then you'd know the job was done right.

Edit: That is probably the most tasteless thing I've ever uttered.

haha
#32
Quote by Trefellin
You're probably not black either... Or talented.

You'd be nothing like the Jackson 5.

I know...


Okay we'd be more like the Jonas Brothers. Except none of us would be gay.


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#33
sons. easier to understand, easier during teen years, will do more yard work, etc. I don't care if that's sexist.
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#34
A son.

So i could force him into sports and live through him when im a 50 year old failure.
#35
Female...if you can't relate to em', you don't have to deal with them. j/k

I really don't think it would matter...50/50
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#37
Probably a boy.

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#39
A boy so i can relax in the summer and make him do all the yard work for me.

jk. doesnt matter either way, 50/50.
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#40
Female so I can molest her....


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