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#1
Has anybody done these?

Open your door and scream until he stops, once he starts going again scream again (repeat)

If you decide to get ice cream, make up names like "Cherry twirl burst" "Choco lava sunday" etc. just to see the guy look for it and not find it.

Use pennies to pay for the ice cream.

Yell random things to people when they're getting ice cream like "OMG A FMUCKING DOG NAPPER" or anything that makes them look around.

Throw a brick at the back of the ice cream man's head when he looks for your ice cream and hijack the truck. Take the ice cream, crash the truck, and inject the guy with acid.

Okay maybe I didn't do the last one, but has anybody else?

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#2

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#7
Let a working man's day remain untested by not attempting to grow your penises length by insulting and annoying him?
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#8
Buy ice-cream?
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#9
Quote by nan0
Take the ice cream, crash the truck, and inject the guy with acid.



Take the guy, Crash the acid, Inject the ice cream with truck.


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#11
Quote by Just Andrew
Let a working man's day remain untested by not attempting to grow your penises length by insulting and annoying him?



Well Just andrew, I can see you're just being yourself today, so I won't let your emo attacks infringe on my psychological battle of dust fairies and black magic child molesters.
#12
This is what I thought of when I saw this thread:

"Let me be struck by....
*lightning flash*
...a flying ice-cream truck. AND LIVE!"
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You're just another brick in the wall
#13
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This is what I thought of when I saw this thread:

"Let me be struck by....
*lightning flash*
...a flying ice-cream truck. AND LIVE!"




I remember that. *puts zinc on nose*
#14
When I was in Vancouver for a concert, my friend was piss drunk. He saw an ice cream truck and tried to climb in the window yelling, "WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE DEAD BABIES!?!?."
#15
1. have your kid run out to buy ice cream

2. sneak up to the truck and smear feces on it

3. reflect on what you've accomplished
#16
Quote by Just Andrew
Let a working man's day remain untested by not attempting to grow your penises length by insulting and annoying him?

Ha thank you seeing as how I own an Ice cream truck.
#17
Fap in to the vanilla ice cream, then leave.
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#19
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Ha thank you seeing as how I own an Ice cream truck.



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#20
The best thing to do with an ice cream truck is use proper grammar in your thread titles. Or spread the cold to an entire neighborhood.
#21
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#25
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No I didn't, that is exactly how I wanted it.


Oh, maybe you forgot or something then. Or changed your mind after.
#28
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Hahah, Nah It was cold outside and snow and ice and I thought of Darkice because ice and snow look so pure.


Yeah especially with some moonlight. Amazing stuff.

Back to Fun mode.

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#30
get an ice cream, then try to pay with a credit card.
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#31
Slash his tires with a guns and roses cd, than put the CD under teh wheel. Than show the guy and say "yo my nippies are 50% hard on the left side. What kind of deal can I get" Than offer him a mouse trap for his dick.
#33
Melt it.
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#35
Tip it like in Hey Arnold.
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#36
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Well Just andrew, I can see you're just being yourself today, so I won't let your emo attacks infringe on my psychological battle of dust fairies and black magic child molesters.
Well, nan0, I can see you're just being yourself today, so I won't let your teenage idiocy infringe on my psychological battle of idiots and stupid idiot stuff from idiots.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#37
Quote by nan0
Hey do you know Joe?

I am Joe.
Quote by FbSa
^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#38
Quote by Just Andrew
Well, nan0, I can see you're just being yourself today, so I won't let your teenage idiocy infringe on my psychological battle of idiots and stupid idiot stuff from idiots.


Ow my butt hurts. And your bald spot hurts.

Too bad the old man didn't leave anything for you in his will. You know it wasn't an accident he fell into your toliet bowl and drowned.

Your hypocritical tendicies bother the plethora amount of people on this online communicative forum. Please refrain from such actions, they will not be tolerated by obese fat men.

and joe who?

Jo momma.
#39
Quote by nan0
Ow my butt hurts. And your bald spot hurts.

Too bad the old man didn't leave anything for you in his will. You know it wasn't an accident he fell into your toliet bowl and drowned.

Your hypocritical tendicies bother the plethora amount of people on this online communicative forum. Please refrain from such actions, they will not be tolerated by obese fat men.

and joe who?

Jo momma.


In other news, grow up.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
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