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List

things I love and things I hate

• mango peach salsa with fresh corn chips
• a twisted sense of humor
• the color blue
• innumerable quirks
• displays of affection
• pretending I know the right direction
• admitting things for which I have no natural inclination
• adjusting to my bizarre lack of patience
• hinting and playing with clever little sayings
• beating off at a slumber party with everybody snoring
• being over the top when life seems boring
• hiring a wh*re for her ability to sing
• f*cking with the rules instead of being f*cked by them
• hanging slave owners by their thumbs
• thumbing my nose in the direction of the system
• waving my c*ck at oncoming traffic
• burying an ice pick into a corpse
• burying a biological weapon at the heart of the military and summarily detonating
• casting the shackles off of the collective human psyche
• ice-skating with weak ankles
• f*cking a girl named Aphrodite
• busting a nut in policy’s eye
• laughing in a situation when I probably should cry
• releasing myself from guilty feelings
• feeling guilty about release
• discovering faces in the ceiling
• witnessing the innocence of youth
• being bitter about nothing in particular
• speaking with my tongue buried deep in my cheek
• executing the king for f*cking his sheep
• televised streaking
• sitting in a seat of complete non-judgment
• flowing out unconditional love
• admitting I’m a bit psychopathic
• an imagination as strong as it is graphic
• People who don’t give a f*ck what I think
• People who don’t drink
• Artists, musicians, tortured souls
• The boatsman, the gatekeeper, the collector of tolls
• the wrath of the planet enacted through weather
• erectile enhancement resulting in seizures
• hair removal clinics
• uncompromising cynics
• bits of the guy that got hit by the train
• rearranging your cranial structure and ultimately, your brain
• being authentically labeled a mother-f*ck
• being reduced to base by some sort of truck
• bleeding to death on a country road
• complete disregard for social codes
• calling for help and being ignored
• psychedelic drugs that could end wars
• connecting to your true love through the eyes
• uploading your feelings, downloading more lies
• murdering buzzing flies
• storytelling with disparate themes
• torment eating the winning team
• unwilling partners in crime
• pounding a bottle of Venetian wine
• sounds of pain, noises of pleasure
• gut reactions to the unpleasant
• curses like c*nt, and bitch, and liberal
• wildflowers peppering the meadow
• revisiting, revising, releasing a song
• testicles crushed by blacksmiths tongs
• shocking myself for the hell of it
• sometimes just not giving a sh*t
• dragging myself from the pit of despair
• styling my stupid hair
• muscle twitches that won’t end
• when my body doesn’t mend
• a body in 100 percent health
• screaming at a 100 decibel level
• funeral bells
• frightening intellect paired with excess testosterone
• being painfully oversexed
• waning sun, newborn moon
• a retarded fashion sense
• being sexually on the fence
• tips from heinous older women
• tropical water in which to swim
• a pinch of dream and a drop of faith
• a hope we can escape unscathed
• off beats and cadences in prose
• beating off in scented roses
• the ignorance of the masses
• people act like jackasses
• electronic music (especially trance)
• flailing crazily and calling it dance
• being politically autistic when value is on being politically advanced
• caring about what is meaningful
• being labeled an asshole
• being an asshole
• the miracle of drawing a first breath
• arterial blood on a first kiss
• tricks and ho’s, straights and gays
• laughing breathless in dangerous places
• being loveably awkward and shy
• knowing full well I’ve kissed girls and guys
• stark black and white like lamps at night
• skin color no longer being a factor
• a pacemaker to avoid a heart attack
• leaps and bounds in modern medicine
• two steps back for modern man
• the various steps in modern dance
• humans in spiritual transition
• humans at all levels of consciousness
• resilient children from turbulent lives
• resilient wives who neutered their husbands
• singing in falsetto
• singing with vibrato
• honesty within the ranks
• marathon on an empty tank
• being viewed as a sexual object
• being flirtatious with no objections
• finishing my sentences only halfway
• making a list — like making a statement — but no silly affiliation to sense [or maybe there is…]
Originally posted by Anghellic
Doing something metal just because its metal is so un-metal..
Last edited by Agony at Mar 1, 2009,
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It's a bit long, I know. Also - I forgot how to uncensor swearwords. It's been awhile since I was on UG. This is meant to be performed as a spoken word piece.
Originally posted by Anghellic
Doing something metal just because its metal is so un-metal..