#1
So a little background, I've always seemed to have picked the girls that are insanely jealous of every little vagina in your life, regardless of age or species.

Why? No clue. And it's funny too because most of these girls end up cheating on me.

I even dated a chick that had an online boyfriend for 2 months, cyber sex and all. God did I regret the day that I hacked into her e-mail account to prove she signed up another e-mail account to myspace to spy on me through the eyes of an anonymous online hot stranger.

SO...

I'm dating a girl right now, things are great. I get bored a little, but don't we all.

Anyways, I swear to god i keep cheating on her in my dreams. I think I have an imaginary girlfriend. Every few nights I swear its a continuation. Just like high school.

I keep telling this girl (her name changes every night though) that I have a girlfriend, and yet she keeps flirting with me, and last night, she kissed me and I went with it!



Is this even normal? I swear every night, its the same girl, just different name, and different place, but same situation, and she even brings up things that happened in previous dreams.

Any similar experiences?
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#2
wat

Nah, but seriously, wat.


EDIT: The laughing emoticons put me off, I didn't know what to feel. Though, upon further reading, it appears you are trying to tell us all that you have a girlfriend. Congratulations, ts. have a flower
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#3
You're a stud, even when you dream thurston.

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#4
So the only way we can be with you is in your dreams?
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#6
Just wait until it happens with one of your vaginally-bestowed friends, as opposed to some nonexistent girl you dream up.

No, it's not abnormal. Just annoying.

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#9
Just don't tell your girlfriend.

That's not really weird, just think of what you feel in your dreams with those ladies and do that with your girl friend IRL.
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#10
DERP Sparknotes etc.

Kidding...I can't say I've had a recurring dream of a single person where it keeps continuing. I think it's obvious you need something new in your life.
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#12
Wait wait...let me get this straight...

In your DREAMS, you are cheating on your REAL LIFE girlfriend with an IMAGINARY girl you met on the INTERNET...

Is that right?

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Wait wait...let me get this straight...

In your DREAMS, you are cheating on your REAL LIFE girlfriend with an IMAGINARY girl you met on the INTERNET...

Is that right?


Imaginary girl inspired by various pics I've found on the internet. Yes. Wish I could meet her
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#14
Wow...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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