#1
baking a cake

playing godhand

releasing the hostages

making the bald man puke

spanking hank

shakin' hands with the one-eyed milkman

slapping your ham


Imagination, people!
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the jonas brothers are sooo
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#3
someone once told me they call it jerking off or something?

I have never heard of such a name for fapping like ... jerking off?!
#4
Sherman-ing

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Newfags can't Loveforce.
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Epiphone Les Paul Standard Vintage Sunburst
Yamaha Pacifica
Peavey JD acoustic
Vox AC30VT
#5
Loneliness.
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#8
nonconsentual sexual intercourse with one's own hand.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#11
Toss the salad.
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#12
making love to mrs palm and her five lovely sisters.

shake and bake.

five knuckle shuffle.

Tommy Tank.

hand jive.
#15
destorying
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long live bucketmark.
#16
My work here is done.
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I heard someone say that Fall Out Boy had amazing guitarwork. But, it was a 13 year old girl, so it didn't matter.
#17
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masturbating


Ha, Everyone always forgets that one.
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#20
i always hear "washing the dishes"
or you could say, spanking da horse?
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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#24
^lmao
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