So, this is about creating a story. Everyone can participate. These are the rules:

1- You can only type 3 words

2- Quote the last 3 words

3- Be creative :p

I'll start off:

So, this guy...
was *reported* because we do this every single week and it never works.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.