#1
Ive always been kinda curious. If you choke a smurf what color will it turn. I thought i would leave it up to the pit to help.
#2
You cant choke a smurf, they have airways of steel!!!
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#4
It'd turn a darker shade of blue.
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#7
If you choke a smurf, it doesn't turn any colour. It just ceases to exist. How's that for existentially terrifying you?
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#11
Aubergine.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#12
it comes down to the 'Simpsons' complex. when marge's mom and Grampa want to get married, Homer argues that if he and marge are brother and sister their children will look strange:

whereas the dwellers of the simpson universe se this as strange, we would see this as a more accurate representation of humans.

in short, a smurf would turn "normal" colour.
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#13
so much fail...

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it comes down to the 'Simpsons' complex. when marge's mom and Grampa want to get married, Homer argues that if he and marge are brother and sister their children will look strange:
*image*
whereas the dwellers of the simpson universe se this as strange, we would see this as a more accurate representation of humans.

in short, a smurf would turn "normal" colour.


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#15
Cyanotic Smurfs.... hmmm.

Seeing as their typical skin color is blue, one would be safe to assume that the blue skin color is healthy for them and not the result of some hypoxic condition.

I'd say something close to this:


Oh my god, I just put WAY too much thought into that.
#16
yes november, yes you did...

so, how 'bout that Smurfette, eh? if she was 5 feet taller, would you do her?
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#19
Waaaiiiiiiit a sec. I think he's talking about masturbating.
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#21
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Ive always been kinda curious. If you choke a smurf what color will it turn. I thought i would leave it up to the pit to help.


there's gotta be some sort of joke about kinky sex here, but for the life of me i can't figure out how to say it.
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#22
Yeah, you watch that puppet comedian guy too.
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#25
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Choking a smurf, ah, so that's what they're calling it these days.


Aye, and in some circles it's also known as stranglin' the Snork.

#26
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#30
well seeing as they don't exist, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of an answer..
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#31
What happens when a smurf gets blue balls?
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