I've been fapping happily since I read the article about it good for health! BUT NOW

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#2
I thought fapping was supposed to be a good preventative at any age? Also, it helps you know if you have an STI, if your spunk is a weird colour/hurts to ejaculate.
#4
sorry, its from the daily mail. i refuse to acknowledge such a pathetic paper as a credible source of info
i REALLY hate it....
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#5
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#8
Doesn't mattter to me I'm still gonna fap alot
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#9
Screw it, I'd rather get laid frequently if that's a risk I have to take.
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#10
fapping has no side effects other than it being a ticket into the realm of satan and a cause for hairy palms
#16
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sorry, its from the daily mail. i refuse to acknowledge such a pathetic paper as a credible source of info
i REALLY hate it....

+1, that website is bull shit.
#18
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Hmm..
(masturbation or sex) at least 20 times a month


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#21
Again people, just search it on google. Countless articles about it on reliable sites.
#22
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I was under the impression that it helped avoid prostate issues.


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Actually, it helps to reduce the chance of getting prostate cancer (if you do it about 3 times a week.)


+1
I read the same from a very reliable source.
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#24
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(it says cut, if you hadn't noticed. that means fap away)


Damn. I didn't look at the link ["daily Fail"]
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- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
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#25
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WAT! I thought it was No-Fap-February! I'll fap in March if I want to.
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#28
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http://www.dailymail....

i stopped reading.


Same

The Daily Mail should have on the front page "DON'T GO OUTSIDE!!! IT'S FULL OF BLACK, GAYS AND CRIME!

OOOO ONLY IF DIANA WERE HERE!"

>.>
#29
Why's everyone hate the Daily Mail so much? I'm not saying they don't suck, since I've never really read it, but is it really that bad, or are you guys just repeating what you hear?
#30
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Same

The Daily Mail should have on the front page "DON'T GO OUTSIDE!!! IT'S FULL OF BLACK, GAYS AND CRIME!

OOOO ONLY IF DIANA WERE HERE!"

>.>


Big Russel Howard fan?

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Why's everyone hate the Daily Mail so much? I'm not saying they don't suck, since I've never really read it, but is it really that bad, or are you guys just repeating what you hear?


It makes up its own news and just spews bull**** constantly. That is why.
#31
It's practially inevitible that a man will get prostate cancer. It's like an over 80% risk of it. I wouldn't worry chances are that if you did everything to avoid it, you'd still get it.
#32
Don't get your science from the daily fail, kthxpleasebye.
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#35
That looks to be based on correlational data, you can never trust that. Especially comparing between people under 20 and 50+ in the same time period.
#36
I love that during times of recession and economic problems, they waste money "researching" bullshit like this...
#37
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
I was under the impression that it helped avoid prostate issues.


it does.

do it.
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#38
If it's in the Daily Mail it means the guy who wrote it is over 50, has just lost his virginity and wants to brag about it, while covering up the dirtyness he's now feeling by telling anyone who had sex younger than him, that they will probably get cancer, it's a classic Daily Mail template.
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#39
Quote by St.Loony
Same

The Daily Mail should have on the front page "DON'T GO OUTSIDE!!! IT'S FULL OF BLACK, GAYS AND CRIME!

OOOO ONLY IF DIANA WERE HERE!"

>.>

FYI, the Daily Express has the Diana fixation. The Daily Mail is the 'Eastern Europeans are going to take your job/cause the housing market to crash/give you an infection while you're in hospital' paper.

And it fails just as much as every other newspaper, even whichever sh*trag supports a broadly equivalent set of views to your own.
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