#1
The idea is simple...take some of your favorite songs, think of their general idea or message and put it into a sentence or two.


Halo by Bloc Party
: You have nice hair and I want to **** the bollocks out of you.

Sunshine by Lupe Fiasco
: You have nice hair and I want to **** the bollocks out of you, respectfully.

I Still Remember by Bloc Party
: You have bollocks and I want to **** the bollocks out of you.

PS:
I don't think this has been done before, but if it has, we can still have fun here.
Last edited by GogglesVK at Mar 1, 2009,
#4
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I Cum Blood - I will cum my blood on you.


Now that the obvious is out of the way we can continue....

Thank you for getting that out of the way.
#5
Quote by GogglesVK
Thank you for getting that out of the way.

It's what I do.

Now for serious....

Subdivisions - Rush: Talks about conformity and how you either be cool or be thrown out from everyone else.

Down Is The New Up - Radiohead: Talks about how when your life is crappy, you feel down, then you have to get better by going up. "Down is the new up"
#6
Losing My Religion by R.E.M.- LSD is a hell of a drug.

Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana- Heroin is a hell of a drug.

Freak On a Leash by KoRn- Meth is a hell of a drug

You know I'm seeing a pattern here.
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#7
1979: The Smashing Pumpkins - being a teenager sucks, but at least I have a car.
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#8
The Offspring - Kristy, Are You Doing Okay? : There's this girl named Kristy...I hope she's alright after what happened to her.

Bad Religion - Epiphany : All of a sudden, I finally understand the meaning of life. Everything is a lie.

The Offspring - Dirty Magic : This girl does so much **** to me but for some reason I can't get enough of it.
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#9
Metallica - Master of Puppets: Alcohol is my master, it kills me, but I still drink it.
Ozzy - Mr. Crowley: The man who seemed to be like a good person, but was corrupted by society.
Rojam's new and improved band!!!!

Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
#10
COB - Warheart - We are enemies, etc.
COB - Red Light in My Eyes part 1 - *beer* YOW, UGH, etc. *beer*
Alice in Chains - Man in the Box - aaaaAaahhaAAAhhhaaha
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i dont live in merica.
and enter sandman has good songs
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#11
"Teen Age Riot" Sonic Youth - Im a kid, everything is going to suck no matter what, just enjoy it and move along.
#13
guns 'n' roses- mr.brownstone : smack controlls my life and i wish i could stop
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of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit


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I fapped over Louis Walsh.


Metal sucks
#14
"My Little Empire" by Manic Street Preachers: My world.
"Creep" by Radiohead: Goddamn, you're beautiful, but I guess I'm no match for you.
#15
This is going places! Keep it up, Pit!

Forsaken by Dream Theater: The song has a message but my whiny-ass voice distracts everyone from noticing it.
#16
Hallowed Be Thy Name - Why is shoplifting is punishable by death?

Xanadu - I want to be immortal. I am immortal. Being immortal is boring. I do not want to be immortal anymore.
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#17
"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit I liek carz and I think I'm cool
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#18
Covenant Chalice of Blood by Poems of Shadows...

Some eerie violin, then some psychotic sounding shrieks and unintelligible growled vocals, tremolo riffing, more shrieks, the end. I have no idea what it's about but it's my favourite song.
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#19
Bob Dylan - Hurricane = Don't commit crimes if you're black. Or not commit crimes and be black. Or just don't drive around places where crimes have been commited and be black. Actually, don't be black at all in some places.
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#20
iron maiden - the trooper

"let's go kill the russians!"
2 minutes later
"**** the russians are winning!" *gets shot* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Go Veg.
#21
Pinhead by the ramones: He doesn't want to be a pinhead no more, he just met a nurse that he could go for. also gabba gabba hey.

Bruce Springsteen Atlantic city: Things get **** but someday they come back. Unless you are a chicken man.
#22
Down By The River-Neil Young

I love this chick but she broke my heart. So I have to kill her.
#24
ive met Jesus-hot leg: doing "christian things" doesnt mean youre more holy than anyone else. "Jesus doesnt love you just for keeping all the laws"

i believe in a thing called love- the darkness: love is awsome, and so are guitar solos.

thats the way- led zeppelin: some things in this world need to be changed, and some things that we want to change cant be.
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#25
Stockholm Syndrom-Muse.....ammm, I have no idea but the opening riff sure is cool !
#26
Quote by Kensai
Bob Dylan - Hurricane = Don't commit crimes if you're black. Or not commit crimes and be black. Or just don't drive around places where crimes have been commited and be black. Actually, don't be black at all in some places.

#27
"P.L.U.C.K." by System of a Down: Mah fuggin genocide is in our country, killin our race.
"Snuff" by Slipknot: I may hate you, but I also love you. Beotch.
"I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank" by Analcunt: I snuck a retard into a sperm bank.
"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin: Subliminal messages freak people out.
"Sir Psycho Sexy" by Red Hot Chili Peppers: TAKE THAT, CASHCAB BITCH!
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A clapstack? My life is complete.
#29
Quote by GogglesVK


Sorry, mate. Just stay away from pigs
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#30
Quote by Kensai
Sorry, mate. Just stay away from pigs

But dammit, I like bacon...

EDIT: Haha. Finally a new avatar! I was going to remind you it wasn't Christmas anymore.
#31
Quote by Kensai
Bob Dylan - Hurricane = Don't commit crimes if you're black. Or not commit crimes and be black. Or just don't drive around places where crimes have been commited and be black. Actually, don't be black at all in some places.


Don't be a succesful black in a white America. It will eventually strike back at you whether you're guilty or not.

Johnny Thunders - So Alone. He's alone and depressed...
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Mar 1, 2009,