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#1
"So does her mom have nice tits? I'm just wondering if it's genetic..."


"Has she ever...you know...gotten drunk? How many beers do you think it'd take? Just curious."


"Yeah...you might want to go blue jean shopping sometime soon....just sayin'"


"So let me just tell you, man. Your daughter has a really, REALLY hot searchbar."


Go, pit. Go.
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#3
did she have those warts from birth?
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

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muhat gandy
+Sideways 8

Well thats me set ^^
#4
"I can see where she got her big tits"

GUITARS CURRENTLY USED
Ibanez RG7621
Ibanez RG121
ESP LTD H-400
#7
"Let's talk dowry, here. Personally I won't settle for less than a herd of camels."
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#8
So did you put it in her last night?
Epiphone SG-G400.
Crate Flexwave 15W
Korg Toneworks Modeling Signal Processor AX3G
#10
"So, I'm hopin we're a pretty open family here, cause I'm dieing to get at your wife, if ya know what I mean." *Shoulder nudge, wink wink*
#11
"So I was there, sexing ure daughter.."


"did you teach her doggy style.."


"so there was three of us, and she was just sat there, swall-."


"so do u reckon ure wife would bang me to get back at your daughter?"
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#12
I came.
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Listen to this man, he's got Alex in his avatar, he knows his sh!t.

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awesome avatar dude




Wow a signature
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#13
"Damn I can't wait to tap that ass you know what I'm sayin' Gramps?"

"Do you have any spare Chloroform I could use for later?"

"Man I ain't raped anyone for a good week now."
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#14
"If only you knew what i'm about to do to your little girl.......why are you going to get a gun?"
Quote by dm1925
texas ftw!
we're saving the world, one zombie at a time


Quote by ThePastRecedes
Yo Bob Dylan, I'm really happy for you an I'm gonna let you finish, but Jimi Hendrix had one of the best versions of All Along the Watchtower of all time!
#16
"Millions of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night"
Bishop of Zeppelinism PM The Heartbreaker to join.

Quote by Duff_McGee
Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.
#18
"Fancy a bum?"
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#20
"Yeah, shes really a great girl. So, just wondering, whats your stance on abortion?"
Member #5 of the Official Conan O'Brien Club; PM Tom Trendy to join
#22
"Thank you for inviting me to your home Mr. <NAME>, and Mrs. <NAME>, what a fantastic dinner you prepared, i thoroughly enjoyed this evening, and look forward to doing this again."

Yea they hate that!
#25
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
WTLTL 2011
#26
so there's this website called 4chan...
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I feel like I should pay you in sexual favors for that truly fapic story.


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Aww thank you sweetie Made my day a little bit brighter.


^that post and others like it made mine a Lot brighter.
#28
"She must have been a thumb sucker as a child, amirite?"
Duncan.Hills.Duncan.Hills. COFFEE!!!

If a tree falls in the woods, and a man is there to hear it, but the tree crushes the man, does the man dying make a sound?
#29
"We're in love man, we are going to vegas to get married man, job? yeah I'll figure something out once the baby's born, don't worry about it man"

Read it in a pot-head accent.
#31
He took the phone at 1AM on a Friday Night/Saturday Morning I guess.
"So, you're Julie's dad?"
Then, he hung up. XD
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#32
just subsitute "wife" for "daughter"in this Monty Python sketch
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#33
*True Story Ahead*

Two of us walk into a local buisness that our friend's dad owns and straight to the counter where he's sitting.

Us: Excuse us, But is your daughter's name *Insert Here*?
Him: Uhh... Yes...
Us: Can you spell "Double Penetration"!?!
#34
You're her father...then WHO WAS PHONE???
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#35
Do you know when she learned to take it up the ....

No, not even on here. It could be your sister
I pick up my guitar and play
Just like Yesterday

T C Ellis Series 2 LP w/Skatterbrane Quiescence pups
Cort EVL-K6
Yamaha RGX211 modded
H&S Electric 12-string
Shaftsbury Ricki 4001
'84 Fender Yale
Roland Cube 15x

#36
"Congratulations, you will be a grandfather"
DeVillains!
#37
well true story...

he was sitting there cleaning his gun (it was a 30-30 for god's sake!) and i was like, "hey nice gun. you a good shot?" just to dick with him because i'm a really good shot. But anyway it ended up he challenged me so he shot and missed the bullseye by about an inch. I knew i could beat him so i was like, "Yeah i've never shot one of these little 30-30's, personally i'm a .308 fan. They are a lot more powerful." then i shot and missed the bullseye by about half an inch. from then on he sharpened his chainsaw when i came over.
#38
Me: "You got any condoms bro? I'm gettin lucky tonight if ya know what I mean *shoulder nudge* Eh?
Dad: "That's my daughter you're talking about."
Me: "Oh my bad dog. You can have her when I'm done. There's enough to go around if ya also know what I mean *shoulder nudge*
*awkward silence*
#40
Quote by kauff
well true story...

he was sitting there cleaning his gun (it was a 30-30 for god's sake!) and i was like, "hey nice gun. you a good shot?" just to dick with him because i'm a really good shot. But anyway it ended up he challenged me so he shot and missed the bullseye by about an inch. I knew i could beat him so i was like, "Yeah i've never shot one of these little 30-30's, personally i'm a .308 fan. They are a lot more powerful." then i shot and missed the bullseye by about half an inch. from then on he sharpened his chainsaw when i came over.



Hired assassins ?
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