#1
No matter what I do, I can't spend less than 45 minutes in the shower. I don't know what's wrong with me. I asked some friends, but they said that's my business and wouldn't join me in the shower.

If I try to take one less than 45 minutes, I always have soap suds in my hair. This one time, I went to a locker room place with a clipboard, but I got beat up cuz I guess the guy thought I was checking him out or something.

To ensure this isn't spam (as some stupid mod closed a different previous absolutely not-spam thread) Can somebody help me? What do I have to do to have a shorter shower time? What's the shortest/longest shower you've ever taken?
#2
1: bath is more efficient at those lengths
2: i have 2-5 minute showers
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#3
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No matter what I do, I can't spend less than 45 minutes in the shower. I don't know what's wrong with me. I asked some friends, but they said that's my business and wouldn't join me in the shower.

If I try to take one less than 45 minutes, I always have soap suds in my hair. This one time, I went to a locker room place with a clipboard, but I got beat up cuz I guess the guy thought I was checking him out or something.

To ensure this isn't spam (as some stupid mod closed a different previous absolutely not-spam thread) Can somebody help me? What do I have to do to have a shorter shower time? What's the shortest/longest shower you've ever taken?




Don't put soap in your hair.
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#4
I have the same problem... It sucks.

We could just get out of the shower earlier. Or take showers the night before to alleviate lateness.

Will we though? Probably not.

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#5
Why did you shower in a locker room with a clipboard?
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#6
...Don't just sit around?

Just wash, shampoo, rinse, and get out... it's not hard. You probably just stand there for 30 minutes letting the water run. Don't waste time.
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#7
Quit fapping in the shower. That'll cut down on time.
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#9
I have ten minute showers at the longest. What the hell do you do in there? All you need to do is soap down your body and shampoo your hair. That takes me three minutes together at the most, then I just kinda chillax.
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#10
Think about the poor children in some countries who rarely get any water, while youre wasting water like crazy.

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But I dunno. I shower quickly. Your problem...
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#13
that only happens when i just wake up and go straight into the shower.
i stand there for 20 mins until i realize what i am supposed to be doing
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#14
How can you not spend less time? You probably just stand there.....
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#15
I don't full understand why you took a clipboard with you. Does that make you shower faster, when you have a clipboard?
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I don't full understand why you took a clipboard with you. Does that make you shower faster, when you have a clipboard?


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#20
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...Don't just sit around?

Just wash, shampoo, rinse, and get out... it's not hard. You probably just stand there for 30 minutes letting the water run. Don't waste time.


yea what he said.

Ts, you gotta stop just standing there. you put the shampoo in your hair, leave it in there and then just scrub the rest of yourself with soap etc (which shud take like 4 min) then rinse off the soap and then rinse out the shampoo making sure to not to just stand under the water and hope all the shampoo gets out. you gotta keep running your hands through you're hair as you're rinsing off the shampoo so suds etc aren't left over. the entire shower shouldn't take longer than 6-8 minutes max.
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#24
i do the same in the bath, just lay there, the key is staying focused, get into and lather up,soap your hair and get out, stay focused on what your doing.
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#25
TS, you should embrace the shower. Don't ever leave. Buy a waterproof phone and conduct all your business in the shower. Put in a garbage disposal in your drain, then you can make delicious shower salads
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#26
My showers take around 2 minutes once the waters hot;

In>Shampoo>Shower Gel while shampoo sits>Rinse>Conditioner>Rinse>Out.
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#29
use that body and hair, 2 in 1 thing, that way you get it all done in one shot rather than using like 4 bottles of whatever.

And don't listen to music, so that you get bored sooner.
#30
I take like, 20 minutes in mine.
Although half the time im waiting for the water to stop having sudden cold flashes.
Should get it seen to tbh.
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#33
I take about half an hour but I really go to town with washing my hair, i'm just generally slow with things, maybe you are too.
#34
Ts, you gotta stop just standing there. you put the shampoo in your hair, leave it in there and then just scrub the rest of yourself with soap etc (which shud take like 4 min) then rinse off the soap and then rinse out the shampoo making sure to not to just stand under the water and hope all the shampoo gets out. you gotta keep running your hands through you're hair as you're rinsing off the shampoo so suds etc aren't left over. the entire shower shouldn't take longer than 6-8 minutes max.


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#35
I wash within the first 5 minutes I'm in there but I probably just stand enjoying the hot water for like another 10 haha. And I have to have the water HOT. A g/f I had jumped in once when I was in there and nearly killed herself when the water burnt her and she panicked trying to get out.

Funny story I remember friend telling me once too: He said he used to put the shower on and lay in the tub and pull the curtain over his face so he could breathe and stuff without getting water in his face. Anyway, he was comin off a drunk once and he passed out like that in the shower and the heel of his foot plugged the drain... he woke up sputtering on a mouth full of water lol.
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