#1
I'm 20 today, Pit. So far it's the most depressing birthday ever, as I stop being a teenager and don't gain anything in return. Bloody America.

You guys come up with some awesome images to give as gifts... I'll check back in on this tonight.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I got you some GM stock!
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#5
You rule. You were almost on my honorable mentioned in the top 100 UG users.



There you go, big guy. Happy birthday.
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#6
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#7
I got you one blowjob from Kevin:


Devastatin' Dave's new album:


A transformer:


And a pram:

old man sold seperately, fridge-freezer not included.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#10
Happy f**kin' birthday to you!

I got you a super massive awesome monsterbike:

And for when the owners of all the cars you obliterated come to complain:
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#11
Thanks guys. A laugh I needed indeed...

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#13
i got you malt liquor, because no one should be sober on their birthday.

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#14
I remember my 20th birthday and yeah, it did suck pretty hard. Have one on me...



Oh wait, you can't because you still have a year to go.


Nah, I feel bad. Have a kitten.

#16
Yea 20 was depressing as hell. I'm dreading 23. 22 wasn't so bad, you kind of still ride the just turning 21 wave for a year and it's okay. 23 is old news and you slowly start the decline into the abyss of middle age into death.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?