#1
So a friend and I have been working on a song.

The 'comedy' genre has become quite popular now, with bands such as Flight of the Conchords, so we decided to have our own go. The song contains hints of some-what innuendo, but the innuendo doesn't seem to mean anything.

The time signature is 4/4 and the tempo is approximately 120 BPM.

'kuh-ti' and 'ti' are beatboxing beats. Anything in '*'s is an action, not actual words. The 'freestyle beatboxing' section lasts 4 bars.

'(1, 2)' is how many beats to wait after the line.

Using the dance with the song suggests that 'biscuits' could be perhaps female breasts and the 'tin' is a part of the male genitalia.

The radio edit, which takes place approx. half-way into the song is essentially a non-explicit version, provided that the lyrics are in fact explicit.

Technically, 'biscuits' could not actually go into a 'tin', if the meanings are correct, but this adds to the comedy of the song.

Anyway, here goes.


Quote by Biscuits
1, 2, 1 2 3 4

Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my 'pop'!

Digestives, cookies, custard creams,
So many biscuits all for me.
BIG OL' cookies on-a shoppin' spree,
now whack out those biscuits seriously!

Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my 'pop'!

Packet o' biscuits, packet o' biscuits,
Open them up and puttem in my tin!
Tesco brand biscuits dont do it for me,
now whack out those biscuits seriously!

Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits in my tin
Put your biscuits RADIO ED-IT!

Put your kuh-ti in my ti!
Put your kuh-ti in my ti!
Put your kuh-ti in my ti!
Put your kuh-ti kuh-ti kuh-ti

*freestyle beatboxing*

Whack out ya biscuits! (1, 2)
Whack out ya biscuits! (1, 2)
Whack out ya biscuits! (1, 2)
NOW PUT THOSE BISCUITS IN MY TIN.

*sudden end*



Thanks for viewing; any comments are greatly appreciated.
#3
This was painfully unfunny.
Honest to God man, it's dumb sexual innuendo with absolutely no wit.

And your description at the beginning...was there any reason to write out a college thesis describing something that Carlos Mencia would do on his show?

Try again.
Poor advice.
#4
I dont want to sound mean, but this is one of things that you record and your friends think is hilarious but everyone else sort of uneasily grins after hearing it, thinking 'Well that was unfortunate'

Maybe I'd just have to hear it to music... But really, if something needs an explanation, it just sort of kills it.
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