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#5
Is that cake made of mustard and cat food?
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#7
Someone's gettin' laid.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#11
Not really sure why your female friend would like it but I do! Almost as cool as that guitar cake someon posted the other day, if only we could combine the two somehow . . .
#12
K Dizzle, your gf is epic.

just NEVER get married. epicness like that must be kept as long as possible
#13
well done. now what you have to do is smash your face into it after she blows out the candles. think about it.
#14
Quote by Vermintide
That's genius, sir.

Have an e-medal.

when I saw the first pic I was underwhelmed..

when I saw the second pic:

I agre with Vermintide^
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#15
Does it taste like sweat and perfume?

That's the only way I'll be impressed.

Or interested.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#18
Quote by Comrade Curry
Why does it look like its made out of cat puke?


Well that's funny I asked myself the same question when I saw your face

Ha!!

Me:1 You:0
Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#26
I wonder if this is a reportable.
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#27
That's ****ing awesome. O.O
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#28
Rule 34, you never let me down!
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#29
I want one
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


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a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#31
Quote by K Dizzle
ya, it's pretty damn satisfying. I can honestly die happy now

All it takes to satisfy you is a cake that looks like a pair of tits?

Wow... Just wow.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#33
make sure the candles are out before you start motorboating.
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#34
Quote by Gramble
Not really sure why your female friend would like it but I do! Almost as cool as that guitar cake someon posted the other day, if only we could combine the two somehow . . .


Boobies getting tit-f*cked by the guitar?
#36
This thread makes me want to go back to being a cannibal.
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#37
Genius.
I don't like the first one, though.. Doesn't really look that great
I think it's time for a change.



Sig v5.0 (approximate)
#39
is that carrot cake??
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M. Night Shyamallama

#40
This gives me an idea... I think I may do this at one point...
Call me Jack.
All that you love...
...you must love now.
My Gear:
PRS Custom 24
Standard MIM Tele
Larrivée LV-09E
Rivera Clubster 45 112 Combo Tube
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Boss OC-3 Super octave pedal
My own home-made octave-up pedal
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