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#4
Quote by Kensai

I don't believe you. Show me your sword prowess.
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#11
Steel Worker (not the gays ones)
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


Quote by Metallica_AC/DC
a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#12
Working at a slaughterhouse is pretty manly... I guess a hitman would be twice as much manlier though
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#13
Quote by Mad Mike 829
Steel Worker (not the gays ones)


The entire steel industry is gay.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#16


Figure skater of course

Would you fuck this guy?

I would
Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#17
Gigolo
Don't buy Guitar Hero.
Buy Guitar Pro.


My Gear: (That I actually use)

ESP Edwards E-CY-165 CTM
Vox Saturator
Vox AD50VT
Vox Tonelab LE
Jim Dunlop Crybaby 535Q
#19
Quote by heaven's gate
A job where you make enough money to buy your woman anything/everything she wants.



who the hell would spoil their woman like that? that's not manly.
#20
Quote by happytimeharry
Lumberjack or executioner.


Why not a Lumberjack Executioner?
#22
Quote by CoreysMonster
who the hell would spoil their woman like that? that's not manly.

More stuff= More sex
dude, logic
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


Quote by Metallica_AC/DC
a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#26
builder of the chocolate home
Quote by david_highland
Uh oh......you just had to go and piss off danielrobbyshor, now we're all ****ed.

Quote by Grundy0
How can an orgy be 'Nazi-style'? What did he stop halfway through and incinerate a jew?
#27
Quote by Mad Mike 829
More stuff= More sex
dude, logic


More stuff = More want

dude, logic!
Don't buy Guitar Hero.
Buy Guitar Pro.


My Gear: (That I actually use)

ESP Edwards E-CY-165 CTM
Vox Saturator
Vox AD50VT
Vox Tonelab LE
Jim Dunlop Crybaby 535Q
#28
Quote by Mad Mike 829
More stuff= More sex
dude, logic



wrong, you don't understand women.


more stuff=higher standards, thus you have to keep on giving better stuff to keep on having sex.


if you don't spoil women, they don't expect better things all of the time and STILL give you sex!

dude, logic!
#32
Soldier, secret agent, professional fighter, lumberjack, fisherman, blacksmith, astronaut, porn star.
#33
Quote by ctb
Ultimate-Guitar forum moderator.


Sucking up is not cool
Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#34
Quote by CoreysMonster
wrong, you don't understand women.


more stuff=higher standards, thus you have to keep on giving better stuff to keep on having sex.


if you don't spoil women, they don't expect better things all of the time and STILL give you sex!

dude, logic!

true, but im so tired i don't even pay attention to what i'm typing alot
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


Quote by Metallica_AC/DC
a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#36
Quote by NoOne0507
Why not a Lumberjack Executioner?


Hmm....


*rubs chin*


you may be on to something.
#39
Quote by happytimeharry
Hmm....


*rubs chin*


you may be on to something.



is your chin plagued with an eternal stubble?

if not, you may not consider yourself worthy of a manly job.
#40
Forum troll. No girls on interwebz.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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