Poll: Who Won??
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Ernie
11 52%
Bert
10 48%
Voters: 21.
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#1
OK, a friend and i broke out into a spontaneous rap battle on msn and i want YOU to tell me who won.
the names have been changed (obviously), poll will be coming soon..


Ernie says:
hehehe. don't be HATIN'. just because I'm intimidatin'.
Ernie says:
I also rhyme like the end of time.
Bert says:
you commit crimes like a mime
Ernie says:
that doesn't make sense in the present tense.
Bert says:
yes it does....
Ernie says:
no it does not so bhlottt.
Bert says:
i see what you did there, but i dont really care
Ernie says:
wow you think you're clever, but really....never.
Bert says:
you rhyme like a lime doin time on the dime
Ernie says:
I rhyme like no other; i'm better than your mother.
Ernie says:
so you can eat it or beat it.
Bert says:
you cant top that, cant bring that back, you might as well go get me a snack
Ernie says:
get your own food, I'm not in the mood.
Bert says:
i say that because you're a woman, and you do things when i beckon
Ernie says:
that doesn't rhyme, you're dumber than a mime. i may be a woman but I sure suck at cookin'.
Bert says:
can't cook? girl that makes you a crook, takin away from a lifestyle, tryin to compile the facts of what attracts, what refracts, what impacts the mind to do what it wants, tryin to get a response from me? you're doing it badly.
Bert says:
the end.
Ernie says:
D:
Bert says:
yeah.
Bert says:
i win
Bert says:
dont even try to come back at that, you'd die to come back at that, but the truth is you lose, not accepting the truth is like tryin to accuse me against my rhymes, but your words are just dimes compared to what i can say, but you still try anyway?
Ernie says:
your rhymes took too much time. I can think faster than you by a mile, your slowness is cramping my style. stop thinking you're good luck, stand up & take your head out of your butt. anything you say goes one ear and out the other, your rhymes really make me wonder....so what're you gonna say now? that's right, i know you're thinking "wow".
Ernie says:
you may think you have this covered, but here's something that i've discovered: you lose, I win; that's it, the end.
Bert says:
did you think up your rhymes in third grade? i think you'll have to get me first aid, cuz my heart just stopped beating, the flow of your rhymes seems to be receding.
Ernie says:
don't even attempt to try to top my rhyme, you ain't got no alibi. your rhymes are cheesy and your rhymes just stink; they smell worse than my kitchen sink.
Bert says:
one of them just said "Kyle XY", i dont know how to apply that to my game, it's throwing off my aim
Bert says:
rhyme and alibi?
Bert says:
wow.
Bert says:
i win.
Ernie says:
it rhymes. so go cry. it sounds like "i" at the end, so don't even try to pretend.
Bert says:
you've got me laughin out loud, but it wont get you a crowd of good people, go climb up that steeple, but dont jump down or you might hit your crown. on the ground.
Ernie says:
wow you're cool....more like a fool....
Bert says:
i win you lose, game over, no more Hindus
Ernie says:
Hindus? that doesn't make sense. you're worse than my grandmother's hen.
Ernie says:
i feel like we've had too much fun...ok....let's be done
Bert says:
i'm stopping this nonsense, i'll keep watching whose line is it anyway, stay on your side of the fence, try not to sound too cliche
Ernie says:
ok. THE END. that's it. I win
Bert says:
end and win doesnt rhyme
Ernie says:
...i know....i just stated the obvious
Bert says:
but seriously, we've had our fun, lets just be done
Ernie says:
hahahahhaha! ok! DONE.
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#4
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#5
I did.
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#7
it was a joke.....
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#8
That's not how you rap battle. You guys also reused the same words over and over, and your form was absolutely terrible. Everybody lost, especially those of us who just read that.
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#9
I don't know who won, but every one of us here lost becuase we wasted some of our time giving attention, which you obviously went without as a child and need, to you right now.
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#10
i think somehow black people lost
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#13
i really wish I hadn't read that.
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#14
Damn son your rhymes don't even fit. Think harder next time you try to spit. Go ahead and post your wack skit Just make sure it's somewhere other then the pit. Nizzle


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#15
Quote by spiderweb11
it's just a little rap battle. you people need to stop freaking out.

thank you ;D
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It is a mellow, instrumental, clean, song.
#16
Quote by masturnate42
i think somehow black people lost

I thought there was a laugh smily on here... I was going to use that....

Curses! Foiled again!!
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#18
Quote by browncow



Apparently Bert won.





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#19
Quote by browncow
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Apparently Bert won.



Dude...


Just, dude...
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#20
Quote by spiderweb11
it's just a little rap battle. you people need to stop freaking out.



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#21
today the girl I liked told me to write a rhyme or two about staples, and I asked the store or the object, and she never responded so I wrote

yo screw it i'll spit about both, in fact i'll make a story, better make it quick, exciting, not boring, alright, 1, 2, the other day I was writin' a report, my eyes couldn't seem to sort, out the fact that I had no stationary,so I typed my paper up waited for it to print with paitents G, it was about forty sheets long, I knew somethin' was gonna go wrong, so I called up Staples, was like pun? they understood right away, so i brewed up my cofee and finished readin the Sun, the weather said rain, so I got my raincoat, I thought what the hell? and took out my boat, called the skipper up, and he was all "Pizza Hut" I was straight with him i said "no man i gotta get get some office supplies, speficially staples, after we can get some french fries" so we sailed down to the Staples, to get my supplies, just a boat, a dream, and two wise guys, we arrvied at the store at about four o'seven, quite good time considering we left at one o'eleven. Anchored the boat down, made a pretty loud sound when it hit the concrete, so we tiptoped in the store, tryin to seem discrete, I got myself some staples then me and skipper got some fries
#22
Quote by daeqwon10000
today the girl I liked told me to write a rhyme or two about staples, and I asked the store or the object, and she never responded so I wrote

yo screw it i'll spit about both, in fact i'll make a story, better make it quick, exciting, not boring, alright, 1, 2, the other day I was writin' a report, my eyes couldn't seem to sort, out the fact that I had no stationary,so I typed my paper up waited for it to print with paitents G, it was about forty sheets long, I knew somethin' was gonna go wrong, so I called up Staples, was like pun? they understood right away, so i brewed up my cofee and finished readin the Sun, the weather said rain, so I got my raincoat, I thought what the hell? and took out my boat, called the skipper up, and he was all "Pizza Hut" I was straight with him i said "no man i gotta get get some office supplies, speficially staples, after we can get some french fries" so we sailed down to the Staples, to get my supplies, just a boat, a dream, and two wise guys, we arrvied at the store at about four o'seven, quite good time considering we left at one o'eleven. Anchored the boat down, made a pretty loud sound when it hit the concrete, so we tiptoped in the store, tryin to seem discrete, I got myself some staples then me and skipper got some fries


She's just not that into you.
#24
Oh God, Why did I read that entire thing! I have never hated myself more than I do now.
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#26
your rhymes are both a disaster
this rap game i master
you two are a disease
i school you cats with ease
my style is fly
don't try and deny
i may be from the burbs
but i got the dankest herb
i cut you with words
your rhymes is wack
so ima give you what
ya'll deserve
send that sh*t back
you're sh*t's weak
real rappers i seek
real talk i speak
#27
D:
rap battles just arent my thing
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Yes, it's just one song in particular, theres no shredding or fast solos.
It is a mellow, instrumental, clean, song.
#28
You've got to be lying! You're not even trying. Smoke that herb so maybe you're rhymes will be more aspiring.


#29
Quote by Sid McCall
That's not how you rap battle. You guys also reused the same words over and over, and your form was absolutely terrible. Everybody lost, especially those of us who just read that.

No silly! We lose too. We read it.
#30
Quote by l33TgUiT@rd00d
You've got to be lying! You're not even trying. Smoke that herb so maybe you're rhymes will be more aspiring.




my style's fresh like
some new ice
just won a milli
shooting dice
got so much cash
don't care about price

#31
Quote by randomthought9
my style's fresh like
some new ice
just won a milli
shooting dice
got so much cash
don't care about price




Your style's as fresh as rotten fruit. Call me a liar but I speak the truth.
No one's down to hear about your cash. So take all that money and shove it up your.......bank account

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