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Tila Tequila posted something in her myspace blog about how she planned to become the most powerful woman ever at 4 AM this morning, and very recently she posted another blog that's a response to a negative guy.

you have absolutely no idea what my plans
are to get there so please don't judge and make closed-minded remarks
until you know the full story. But just to give you a hint.....yes....I
am working my way to be one of the most powerful woman to ever walk
this planet to help others in masses. Help the world in ways that will
change things profoundly. I cannot do such a huge task, unless I had
that much power. Once I get there....I will be able to save the world
and give my power back to everyone out there who needs my help. I will
build schools in 3rd world countries because I believe that education
is important in order for a country to strive and become more advanced.
I will build businesses that will employ thousands and thousands of
people so they will have money to take care of their families, I will
do all in my power to save the endangered species, the rainforests, and
donate millions of dollars to organizations to help find a cure for
Aids, Cancer, and many many others. I will become the most powerful
woman to have walked this planet to give back to what the planet has
given me. Does that answer your questions and doubts regarding my
reason why I have chosen this path? I hope so....and if you continue
supporting my decisions, the world will be in a good place my friend.
Love
Tila

That's what it was....
What do you think would happen if she actually became the most powerful woman, and, more importantly, wtf is that crazy b*tch talking about?
#3
yeah and lindsay lohan is making a come back too.................................................
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#4
haha
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#5
mm. somebody hacked her.
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#6
I think its cool.
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#7
Tila Tequila is a ****ing **** who looks like the illegitamate child of 2 aliens.
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#9
Oprah v2.0?
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#11
Her and Oprah are going to throw down to see who the true Queen of the Universe is. Shit's about to get real.


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#12
Wait... why the hell would you pay any sort of attention to her myspace? I don't know why anyone would even pay attention to her in real life so I doubt she will be the most powerful woman... She just needs to fall off the face of her stupid ass popularity kick that people have given her for no reason.
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#15
The answer here is obvious.
Someone else wrote that for her, and of course she's going to have something in there about 'not judging' - she's a hooker. That's what hookers say.
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#17
she's probably just smoking some weed
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#21
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Maybe she's working with Obama's wife.


maybe she IS obamas wife, didnt think of that one did you
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#22
If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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#25
maybe shes hiding a nuke in her vag, its big enough to hide one in
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#26
Ugly coked up ***** said what?!
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I will
build schools in 3rd world countries because I believe that education
is important in order for a country to strive and become more advanced.

I thought the whole point of saving the world is so they won't have to strive anymore
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#28
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its big enough to hide one in


How do you know? Have you been in there?


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#29
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maybe shes hiding a nuke in her vag, its big enough to hide one in


She's like, 3'2", there's no way her vag is any bigger than your little sister's.


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#30
lol why the **** are you keeping up with her blogs on myspace?
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#31
anyone else notice that her tits face in two different directions? and that her forehead is at least 3 feet long? and that her eyes, nose and mouth are all within 2 inches of each other?

totally unattractive IMO...

And that is why she cannot do anything to help the world.
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She's like, 3'2", there's no way her vag is any bigger than your little sister's.


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I dunno, my little sister is kind of a godless whore.
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#35
If she gives me a blowjob I'll gladly vote for her in whatever election she wants me to.

She is Vietnamese, so I guess you could say she could run for "erection".
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#37
Oprah won't give up her place as most powerful woman. Hillary Clinton failed to become the Democratic Presidential Candidate...I believe Oprah didn't want to allow Clinton to have more power than herself, so she backed Obama, thus helping him win the whole election.
#38
build buisness's and schools in third world countries? what's she going to do? carry the buildings across the ocean?
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#39
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I don't understand... Someone is trying to work for a good cause and you guys are bashing her? I mean, it wasn't worded the best way, and it's a bit unrealistic, but her intentions are good. I don't understand where all the hate is stemming from. It's a good change.
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#40
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I don't understand... Someone is trying to work for a good cause and you guys are bashing her? I mean, it wasn't worded the best way, and it's a bit unrealistic, but her intentions are good. I don't understand where all the hate is stemming from. It's a good change.


Because she is not setting a good example for women, and in turn I would not respect her at all if she was in office, and neither would practically anyone.

She sounds like she won miss USA and is reciting the bull**** replies everyone says.
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