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#1
I hate it when chicks are faking orgasms and acting like they're tight virgins when they're sluts that are looser than ****.

I also hate it when they show some chick sucking a guys pecker for like 20 minutes. Like I want to watch that crap. Show me some good stuff or gtfo.

What do you hate about porn?
#3
When the guys moan.
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#4
that i cant have some of those chicks..


(but without stds)(and w/o the thousands of penises that have been in them)(and w/o the stretched vag)(but other than those what i said)
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#5
When i click on a video and its a different video than the picture.
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#7
When i'm almost done and the dude starts making noise. Boner killer.
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#8
It doesn't do a thing for me.
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#10
when you see brazillian fart fetish porn, you can't go back to play boy after that!!

cookie for reference.
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#11
I hate that fat guy with the tiny business and stupid giant glasses in every single video of the past three years who is always nailing some stupidly hot girl and then jerks off in her face for nine minutes.

Chances are you know exactly who I'm talking about.
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#13
The same thing I hate about unrealistic cheesy crappy chick flicks.
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#15
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I hate that fat guy with the tiny business and stupid giant glasses in every single video of the past three years who is always nailing some stupidly hot girl and then jerks off in her face for nine minutes.

Chances are you know exactly who I'm talking about.


Yes, yes I do. And I agree.
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#16
when they guy is basically assaulting the girl..

Im like dude you're getting paid to fuuck this hot chick, have a little bit of manners.
#18
A missed moneyshot.
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#20
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When i click on a video and its a different video than the picture.

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#21
I hate when the guy is so ugly that I can't concentrate on the woman.

And I agree with all the other comments.
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#22
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when you see brazillian fart fetish porn, you can't go back to play boy after that!!

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lol....
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#23
i never see the endings
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#24
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#25
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When the guys moan.


LMFAO. Too true. wat a mood killer. Or when the chick has an annoying kinda tone to her voice and moans a little too much.


Kylee strutt on an airplane. That kinda got annoying after a while.
#27
When the erotic story has no real plot, and it's poorly written and just vulgar sex scenes.
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#28
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']I hate when they get close up on a dudes asss
Or when they just show the guys face for 30 seconds

i hate that **** too


what i hate is that all the good japanese chicks are in censored porn
and when a black dude ****s a hot asian chick [not that i'm racist, i've got plenty of black friends, its just i dont see that as very compatible being asian myself]

you can tell the type of women i prefer

edit: no i am not an asian elitist
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#29
i hate body hair. on both sexes. nothing more distracting than a hairy guy besides an unshaved vagoo.
#30
Any body hair anywhere, when the guy moans, when the chick isn't very hot, when she fakes an orgasm, when there's terrible acting in the way of more sex scenes, anything kinky, and plastic tits.

Not that I've had this list ready or anything...
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#32
"Oh ****! ****ing....****! Oh yeah! YEAH! YESSSS!"

Even worse when the guys like all muscly and has a shaved head and it looks like he's painfully impaling the girl.

And when you can tell the girl is not liking any of it. At all. And would rather be doing something else and is faking an orgasm halfheartedly. I can understand why, but it's depressing.
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#33
Quote by nivlarama
i hate that **** too


what i hate is that all the good japanese chicks are in censored porn
and when a black dude ****s a hot asian chick

you can tell the type of women i prefer


yes i do, iv never been a fan of two girls one cup myself, but whatever floats your boat right?!
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#35
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"Oh ****! ****ing....****! Oh yeah! YEAH! YESSSS!"

Even worse when the guys like all muscly and a has a shaved head and it looks like he's painfully impaling the girl.

Isn't that what you say when all those UGers are having sex with you?
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And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#36
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"Oh ****! ****ing....****! Oh yeah! YEAH! YESSSS!"

Even worse when the guys like all muscly and a has a shaved head and it looks like he's painfully impaling the girl.



LMFAO. I think I know who you're talking about.......


Wait, which one?
#38
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No, Tire Me. only says that when I have sex with him....
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#39
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No, Tire Me. only says that when I have sex with him....



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And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#40
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Isn't that what you say when all those UGers are having sex with you?



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LMFAO. I think I know who you're talking about.......


Wait, which one?



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No, Tire Me. only says that when I have sex with him....





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