#1
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25113643-13762,00.html



PS:Yes, I know I just posted another thread, but this was too crazy not to post.
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I didn't find it that funny when I saw myself doing him in missionary position...

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I was having sex with a female dolphin. In the dream I was like:
"YEEEEEEEAAAARGH I'M SCREWIN' A FEMALE DOLPHIN!!!" and when I woke up I was like:
"... wtf"
#2
Ok... I'm booking a flight to russia.
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#3
Omg..
A hero of war, Yeah that's what I'll be

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#5
Man points to that guy.
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#7
"Minutes before winning the wager" , Fucking bummer dude.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
In Motherland Rus- I'll just stop right there.


He should have a statue made for him, thats my professional opinion.
#9
"In Soviet Russia, Viagra kills you"

seriously though, thats how i wanna die... either that or my brain melting after making the most amazing solo
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I Play the Bagpipes.

they actually are a pleasant instrument.
#10
no, it said "minutes after winning the wager". now that's how i want to go, heart attack after 12 hours of non-stop sex. the only man who is more manly than this guy is chuck norris, and that's something his now grieving parents can be proud of.
#11
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although he was dead, he would have been excited to see the paramedics paramedics rock up


/stolen joke from rove



Sorryy dude, you wrecked it.

Something along the lines of "Even though he was dead, the paramedics were glad to see he was happy to see them"
#12
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In Motherland Rus- I'll just stop right there.


He should have a statue made for him, thats my professional opinion.

A big 30 foot long penis, outreaching to the heavens.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#13
Quote by wellsy411
"In Soviet Russia, Viagra kills you"

seriously though, thats how i wanna die... either that or my brain melting after making the most amazing solo


Because normally "you kill viagra"?
#14
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no, it said "minutes after winning the wager". now that's how i want to go, heart attack after 12 hours of non-stop sex. the only man who is more manly than this guy is chuck norris, and that's something his now grieving parents can be proud of.


Jack Bauer is even manlier.


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#17
Quote by Zero-Hartman
A big 30 foot long penis, outreaching to the heavens.



Like the upstanding gentleman he truely was. You will be missed Mr. Russian Viagra Man.
#19
I feel sorry that he needed viagra in the first place.

Chicks musta been uggllllyyy




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#20
Looks like, he got in to more stiffness.. than he bargained for..



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


Only thing I could think of, It's 5 A.M... I am truly sorry for the lameness
#21
Awesome way to die though.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

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Oscar Wilde
#22
Bear Grylls could have done what without any Viagra. All while peeing on Chuck Norris.
#23
Quote by KlassikMetal666
Looks like, he got in to more stiffness.. than he bargained for..



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


Only thing I could think of, It's 5 A.M... I am truly sorry for the lameness




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#26
Wow. 12 hours. For 4300$...

WAIT! couldn't it be that they just hired a male hooker and paid him for 12 hours???
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- Squier Stratocaster

- Fender 15G

-Crappy First Act
#29
L
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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
#30
He died doing what he loved. Women.
It's Ok, I'm a Doctor
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(In Obviousness)



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I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty