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I just wrote an implication essay for philosophy and ethics course i'm doing and i quoted in it


Harry Potter

The dark Night

Pink floyd

Narnia

the hobbit


so pit Post funny sources,quotes etc that you've written in essays

Also anyone ever made up a quote in an exam and gotten away with it?I'm always tempted to do this but i bottle out
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    Centorium you dick
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    Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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    Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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    **** you man,I was just going to bed


    I'm scary
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    #2
    I once directed an essay (even though it's not really the same in danish as in english) about the language of young people nowadays being connected with rappers, into the history of classic rock. among others i used specifically "Whole Lotta Love" and "Whole lotta shakin'", for pointing out that sexual and otherwise offensive lyrics are not something related just with "gangsta rap".

    i loved writing that essay
    #3
    i quoted anti-flag "sos - this is a global call" in my end exams as final word of a speech. but i gave the source

    and i stole "the war on errorism" by nofx
    #6
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    I once directed an essay (even though it's not really the same in danish as in english) about the language of young people nowadays being connected with rappers, into the history of classic rock. among others i used specifically "Whole Lotta Love" and "Whole lotta shakin'", for pointing out that sexual and otherwise offensive lyrics are not something related just with "gangsta rap".

    i loved writing that essay



    nicely done
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    Centorium you dick
    I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


    Quote by Aerokizzombie
    Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


    Quote by CodChick
    Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


    Quote by MCMXCII
    **** you man,I was just going to bed


    I'm scary
    #8
    I once quoted Blink 182's 'I wanna **** a dog' song in a practice sociology essay about the viewpoints on religion (from Marxism etc). I managed to wind it in that these sorts of songs etc would indicate people wanting to break out of the set-standard religion types and what marxist would argue etc.....To be honest it made no sense, but I did get major lulz when the teacher read a few paragraphs in class with my permission.
    #9
    In a 'how has culture changed since the 1960s' or some wank general studies title i went on about how in the 60s the music had more emphasis on lyrics compared to today, quoting my example of crank dat by soulja boy where he essentially just talks random **** throughout the song.
    #10
    I wrote a biology essay and quoted Mufasa from Lion King. "When we die, you will be part of the cycle etc etc". And had a big picture of him on the second page.

    And I named the essay "Leave Nessie alone".
    It was rather funny.
    sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
    #11
    Quote by Hakanku
    I once quoted Blink 182's 'I wanna **** a dog' song in a practice sociology essay about the viewpoints on religion (from Marxism etc). I managed to wind it in that these sorts of songs etc would indicate people wanting to break out of the set-standard religion types and what marxist would argue etc.....To be honest it made no sense, but I did get major lulz when the teacher read a few paragraphs in class with my permission.



    LOL i manage to spin another brick in wall "we don't need no edu,we don't need mind control" as an example of how culture believes that impresing beliefs into a yough generation is effective and as such immoral.
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    Centorium you dick
    I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


    Quote by Aerokizzombie
    Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


    Quote by CodChick
    Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


    Quote by MCMXCII
    **** you man,I was just going to bed


    I'm scary
    #12
    i remember writing: well as Oscar Wilde once said 'Hello my name is Oscar Wilde'.
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    #13
    once, I didn't know the material, so I just wrote all to words to bohemian rhapsody.
    I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
    'cause now we like to make
    Weird Music
    -Wayne Coyne
    #14
    Quote by iantheman
    once, I didn't know the material, so I just wrote all to words to bohemian rhapsody.


    i dunno why but when i read this i said it as michell out of american pie...

    once, at band camp, I didn't know the...
    Quote by imdeth
    Centorium you dick
    I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


    Quote by Aerokizzombie
    Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


    Quote by CodChick
    Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


    Quote by MCMXCII
    **** you man,I was just going to bed


    I'm scary
    #15
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    i once wrote a quote from Money (pink Floyd)
    "money is the root of all evil today" :P:

    The quote is "Money/They say/Is the root of all evil/today."

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    LOL i manage to spin another brick in wall "we don't need no edu,we don't need mind control" as an example of how culture believes that impresing beliefs into a yough generation is effective and as such immoral.

    And that is "We don't need no/Education/We don't need no/Thought control."

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    PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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    PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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    Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
    #16
    In an R.E. exam:

    "I can blaspheme at home if I want to"
    Opie and Anthony Fan
    XM 202 | SIRIUS 197
    Linger Longer
    #17
    Whenever i make a server for school project i name it HAL9000. Or when writing a script i use the 'I cant let you do that `whoami`' line from HAL9000.

    I also quote some lines from Weird al, it is a trick to see if the teacher really reads my work.
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    #18
    General Studies, first year of sixth form. Me and a load of others had a bet going who could get song quotes (titles and a few of the choruses) in, i managed to get: Master Of Puppets, Devils Dance, Enter Sandman, Peace Sells, Domination, Set The World On Fire. Second part i did an accrosstic (if thats how you spell it) with "The Cow Says Moo" down the side of the page each sentence had to begin with that letter. Last part i managed to get " I like to pet lalmas" and can't remember what the last one was. In The end got an E, couldn't do the final exam and ultimatley failed sixth form...
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    The quote is "Money/They say/Is the root of all evil/today."


    And that is "We don't need no/Education/We don't need no/Thought control."


    I was kind of mad about those too

    I've quoted the Doors before, I've done a ton of Floyd quotes, basically every essay I do has one... The paper I did last night was on civics and the United States government and I spent half of the paper comparing the US to Middle Earth... I'm eager to hand that in
    #20
    i forgot to mention, my friend in one general studies exam claims to have:
    - attempted to justify child porn
    - said 'death to the west'
    - denied the holocaust

    he DID get a 0 on the paper and if you knew him, i doubt he was lying
    #21
    Quote by PlayMadness
    The quote is "Money/They say/Is the root of all evil/today."


    And that is "We don't need no/Education/We don't need no/Thought control."




    i know i was shortening it due to lazyness.
    Quote by imdeth
    Centorium you dick
    I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


    Quote by Aerokizzombie
    Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


    Quote by CodChick
    Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


    Quote by MCMXCII
    **** you man,I was just going to bed


    I'm scary
    #22
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    i forgot to mention, my friend in one general studies exam claims to have:
    - attempted to justify child porn
    - said 'death to the west'
    - denied the holocaust

    he DID get a 0 on the paper and if you knew him, i doubt he was lying



    Ah good ol' General Studies probably the most useless lesson i ever had
    #23
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    Last part i managed to get " I like to pet lalmas" and can't remember what the last one was. In The end got an E, couldn't do the final exam and ultimatley failed sixth form...


    Who needs sixth form education when you got The Lulz for doing it?
    #24
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    Who needs sixth form education when you got The Lulz for doing it?


    Yeah, since being kicked out i've managed to get on a music performance course. Got a huge bolocking from my teacher and head of sixth form though
    #26
    I had to write an essay interpreting an extract from Plato's The Republic, supporting my interpretation with quotations from the text. If anyone has read it they will know that it is basically Plato speaking endlessly and one disciple or another agreeing with him, saying yes, and generally sucking up to him. So at one point I wrote something like:

    Plato's ideology was generally accepted amongst his peers-"Indeed"-Glaucon, The Republic.

    Apart from that I once quoted Gandalf in an essay on Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
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    #27
    I'll try and slip in some quote from a Bill Hicks Goatboy routine into something in the future, that would be awesome.

    Oh yeah, when writing a story for English Coursework, I included the chorus lyrics to Shock and Awe by Onslaught.
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    #28
    I turned a short story into the Fresh Prince theme song halfway through.

    "I was scared out of my mind. I went home to tell my mom. I told her everything that happen, and she got very frightened. Then she said "Your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."
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    You can go ahead and sponge my bob.

    /notfunnyatalljoke.


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    #29
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    Ah good ol' General Studies probably the most useless lesson i ever had


    Absolutely. I don't think I went to a single one of the lessons.

    Got a B on the AS one (AAE on the modules) - The E came because on the one module I wrote an answer as 'I can't be arsed to write an essay about this...'. Then managed to turn that B into an E for A2
    #30
    I quoted "Holy Wars" by Megadeth in my GCSE RS paper. Just for the record, we were forced to do RS by my facist school. I did get a "B" mind.
    #31
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    I turned a short story into the Fresh Prince theme song halfway through.

    "I was scared out of my mind. I went home to tell my mom. I told her everything that happen, and she got very frightened. Then she said "Your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."


    lol i tried to fit that into an essay a few weeks ago,but i just couldn't keep a strait face
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    Centorium you dick
    I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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    Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


    Quote by CodChick
    Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


    Quote by MCMXCII
    **** you man,I was just going to bed


    I'm scary
    #32
    i've quoted "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio while writing a compare/contrast essay for my comp. class.
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    I opened my eyes and found my mother standing next to me with my sheets in one hand and the other hand over her eyes. She said, "Why are you naked!" and i quickly tried to come up with an answer, but all i could get out was, "Feels good man."
    #33
    Quote by PlayMadness
    The quote is "Money/They say/Is the root of all evil/today."


    And that is "We don't need no/Education/We don't need no/Thought control."


    Thank you for correcting them, that was bugging me.
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    i remember writing: well as Oscar Wilde once said 'Hello my name is Oscar Wilde'.


    Sounds like Andy Kaufman

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    Whenever i make a server for school project i name it HAL9000. Or when writing a script i use the 'I cant let you do that `whoami`' line from HAL9000.


    *Presses "ESCAPE" button*
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    funkyducky


    Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
    before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
    My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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    #36
    In my English GCSE, on smoking or some shiz, I quoted (unsourced) "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

    ...I've never even watched The Trek...
    #37
    "Creation is the theory that god made th world is seven days as if it was made of play doh"

    My friends and i set eachother words that we would try and slip unnoticably into our answers. Can you tell what mine was?
    #38
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    "Creation is the theory that god made th world is seven days as if it was made of play doh"

    My friends and i set eachother words that we would try and slip unnoticably into our answers. Can you tell what mine was?

    Made? world? theory?

    I'm lost
    maybe if you had a
    revolver
    you'd
    suck less

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    #39
    My friend Turned In His project about Alcohols Effects On Sex Today...Hes A Sophomore In High School. I Found It Rather Enjoyable.
    #40
    My class had to do a poem for english, so my friend used basically the opening lyrics to Ramble On by Led Zeppelin for part of the poem. Also my on the friend did a poem called Dark Side of the Moon.
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