#1
Holy **** i got hand slapped by james hetfeild, dave mclain and robb flynn !!!!!!

watched metallica live and didnt realise were we were seated, i was seat 1 next to entrance to the stage!!!!!
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#3
Should have damanded hand jobs, they got off lightly in my oppinion
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#4
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Should have damanded hand jobs, they got off lightly in my oppinion



Of course i should have demanded a hand job, how could i forget
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#5
That's pretty cool, unless it was them actually trying to slap you round the face...
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#6
pics?
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That's pretty cool, unless it was them actually trying to slap you round the face...



Still boast worthy
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#8
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Of course i should have demanded a hand job, how could i forget


You really did drop the ball on that one, suppose you're just going to have to find out where they live and turn up at their homes.
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#11
Quote by szekelymihai
i was not aware that this was Metallica



dave mclain is the drummer for machine head who happens to be extremely good, and robb flynn is the lead singer and guitar player
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#13
Tap 2 swamps.

I cast Metallica Hand slap.

Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.
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#16
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so?stupid fanboy



Hey screw you...


I would have a cardiac if I got hand-slapped by Robb Flynn.
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Tap 2 swamps.

I cast Metallica Hand slap.

Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.

Tap 2 islands.

Counter Target Spell.
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the one with lights is actually Machine head, i was to busy headbanging to take photos of metallica, and the other onw shows you where i was sat, right on stage entry


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#19
i thought you meant that they bitch slapped you. i'm mildly disappointed now.
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Tap 2 islands.

Counter Target Spell.



Tap 2 swamps and two islands

Cast Last word

Counter target spell

Last word cannot be the target of spells or abilities.

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#21
It seems you got face slapped by the English language
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#22
Pfft thats nothing.
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Tap 2 swamps and two islands

Cast Last word

Counter target spell

Last word cannot be the target of spells or abilities.


Tap 2 plains, 3 islands

Cast Swift Silence

Counter all other spells

Draw a card for each spell countered this way.

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Tap 2 swamps.

I cast Metallica Hand slap.

Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.


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#27
Quote by rougegratton
dave mclain is the drummer for machine head who happens to be extremely good, and robb flynn is the lead singer and guitar player

and that still doesnt make them into Metallica
and Metallica is not the best band ever, so there could be many other players that are in other bands, no doubt
#28
Congrats...you have entered into direct contact with Metallica and Machine Head semen.
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#32
Now when you pleasure yourself, it's like James Hetfield and everyone who has touched his hand is jerking you off. Congrats.