#1
So who else thinks he's funny? He's one of my favorite comedians and his show Important Things with Demetri Martin is funny too. I like his song Me vs. You. Anyone else like him?
#2
The pit lives on links, feed us please.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#4
i love demetri.
i like the joke segments way better than most of his sketches though.
i feel like they'd be much funnier if told as stories than actually played out..

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better