#1
so you wake up sunday morning at 2 in the afternoon. you have some butter, bread and col pepperini pizza in your fridge to eat. what da fuck do you do? You make a mother fuckin cold pizza butter sandwhich! I made shit that and it tastes so freakin awesome. It's like buttery with cheesy at the same time.

Here are the benefits:
taste like the best shit in the world

kills your appetite for the rest of the day (for you dieters)

Do you dig?
#2
Patient: So Doctor, lately I've been staying home more and more not really caring about the life around me, i honestly don't care about it, all I need is talk to Kensai, report bad threads and post the searchbar jokes.

Doctor: Who/What is Kensai and what are the searchbar jokes?

Patient: It's the culture of the GREAT ULTIMATE GUITAR FORUM in which I'm proudly involved.

Doctor: How often do you go on UG and for what reasons?

Patient: Well, usually the first thing I do is a searchbar joke or two than I report some noobie for spamming and finally I end pm'ing Kensai.

Doctor: Okay....what do you do on this forum?

Patient: Well, basically I discuss in the Pit my daily problems, like when I have an essay I will often ask the pit for some input, or when I'm when the last time I was looking for a job to get that marshall mg, UG suggested me to work at McDonald's which I ended up doing. Btw I'm still working there and I'm really happy, thanks to UG. Also when my dog, Slash, got ran by a car last time i posted a thread about this in the Pit and people were really supportive and stuff....

Patient: Honestly I don't need parents, the Pit is here to do everything for me

Doctor: Okay...*facepalm*
#3
posting in an epic thread
BASSLINES TO MAKE YOUR CHEST CAVITY SHUDDER.
#4
... Take out the butter and the bread and you've got yourself a damn fine meal right there.
#5
Not only do I dig, good sir, I renovate.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

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#9
Quote by Myfirstpubes
so you wake up sunday morning at 2 in the afternoon. you have some butter, bread and col pepperini pizza in your fridge to eat. what da fuck do you do? You make a mother fuckin cold pizza butter sandwhich! I made shit that and it tastes so freakin awesome. It's like buttery with cheesy at the same time.

Here are the benefits:
taste like the best shit in the world

kills your appetite for the rest of the day (for you dieters)

Do you dig?


Yes, a pizza sandwich with butter on it is perfect for those of you looking to slim up before bathing-suit season.

You f-ing retard.
You're*
#11
Here's what I do:

I wake up at 7:00 or maybe 9:30 on weekends. I eat some breakfast cereal, or maybe some oatmeal or something else that isn't nasty.

Here are the benefits:
It isn't gross and terrible for your body like cold pizza butter sandwich.
#13
Quote by russian_shreder
Patient: So Doctor, lately I've been staying home more and more not really caring about the life around me, i honestly don't care about it, all I need is talk to Kensai, report bad threads and post the searchbar jokes.

Doctor: Who/What is Kensai and what are the searchbar jokes?

Patient: It's the culture of the GREAT ULTIMATE GUITAR FORUM in which I'm proudly involved.

Doctor: How often do you go on UG and for what reasons?

Patient: Well, usually the first thing I do is a searchbar joke or two than I report some noobie for spamming and finally I end pm'ing Kensai.

Doctor: Okay....what do you do on this forum?

Patient: Well, basically I discuss in the Pit my daily problems, like when I have an essay I will often ask the pit for some input, or when I'm when the last time I was looking for a job to get that marshall mg, UG suggested me to work at McDonald's which I ended up doing. Btw I'm still working there and I'm really happy, thanks to UG. Also when my dog, Slash, got ran by a car last time i posted a thread about this in the Pit and people were really supportive and stuff....

Patient: Honestly I don't need parents, the Pit is here to do everything for me

Doctor: Okay...*facepalm*


Someone ban this idiot.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#15
Quote by Survivalism
Yes, a pizza sandwich with butter on it is perfect for those of you looking to slim up before bathing-suit season.

You f-ing retard.



agreed.

instead change the 2 pieces of bread for pizza and the pizza for pizza, then put butter on it, but change the butter for pizza.
#16
Quote by Myfirstpubes
i'm telling you guys! this stuff is the shit! i bet tom cruise eats this shit!

Scientologists don't eat, don'tcha know?
#17
First the McNastyGangBang **** and now this?
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#19
Quote by bendystraw
Cold pizza with ranch dressing or Chubbies barbacue sauce.

I can give you some chubbies bbq.
#20
Quote by Myfirstpubes
so you wake up sunday morning at 2 in the afternoon. you have some butter, bread and col pepperini pizza in your fridge to eat. what da fuck do you do?...
1 - Throw the goddamned bread out the window for the birds to eat.
2 - Eat the cold pizza.
3 - Smear the butter on girlfriend.
4 - ?????????
5 - PROFIT!!!
Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#21
Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Scientologists don't eat, don'tcha know?

ghandi probably ate this shit too. he was a smart person.
#23
Quote by angusfan16
Oh gawd. I think i just gained 50 pounds.

no man, that's just your level of awesomeness going up after you eat this shit!
#24
Actually,
this may sound good with BBQ sauce...

And onions.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#25
Why can't you just eat the cold pizza?
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^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#28
A-1 Sauce on green beans is good too. A side dish.
Quote by FbSa
^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!