#1
So, in the act of boredom and procrastinating my research paper for English, I've found some incredibly entertaining stuff from Google suggestions. And yes, I've tried the searchbar.

1. Go to google.
2. Type in "why do <insert noun here, i.e. Men, Women, Asians, Democrats>"
3. Don't press enter.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

Some funny ones I found:

"Why do black people say ax instead of ask"
"Why do gay people talk like that"
"Why do british people say zed" (lol, that's what Canadians say)
"Why do canadians pay taxes"


Note: In no way am I racist, or discriminate between different ethnicities. Its just funny.
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#3
Why do Jews reject Jesus?
Why do Jews have big noses?
Why do Jews vote democrat?
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#4
Another funny one I found:

"Why do asians turn red when they drink"
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Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

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#6
"Why do black people have Nappy hair?" LOL

"Why do black people like fried chicken?"

"Why do black people have weird names?" I LOVE GOOGLE!
#7
" Why do white people smell like wet dogs?"
"Why do white guys like Asian girls?"
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#8
Why do black people never tip?
Why do black people drink from the toilet?
Why do black people condemn slavery?
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#9
Why do white people smell like wet dogs?
Why do white women have flat asses?



Edit: Damnit, beaten.
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#10
Why do gay have lisps
Why do gay men get aids
Why do fat girls like me
Why do fat girls give good head
Why do asses smell
Why do balls itch
Why do babies drool
Why do I fart so much
I am extremely terrified of chinese people
Last edited by Littleangus44 at Mar 2, 2009,
#11
type i am extremely into google read the options..... its pretty funny compared to the rest of these
#12
"Why do indians smell like curry?"

Oh god I lol'd.
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Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#13
"Why do white people smell like wet dogs?"
"Why do Indian people shake their head?"
"Why do gay people exist?"
"Why do Asians look the same?"



EDIT: "Why do Hispanics drop out of school?"
"Why do Mexicans park their cars on the front lawn?"
Last edited by crackerpleaz at Mar 2, 2009,
#14
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type i am extremely into google read the options..... its pretty funny compared to the rest of these


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#15
Quote by crm7290
type i am extremely into google read the options..... its pretty funny compared to the rest of these


Only funny one I see is "I am extremely terrified of chinese people"

*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#17
Why do midgets laugh when they run?


Also, type in "Smells Like T" and you'll see millions of searches for "Smells like TEAM Spirit"
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