#1
ALLITERATION


anyway.
i'm writing a paper, right?

and for some reason i can't remember how to do the period trick. you know, where you can go into the settings and replace all the periods that are size 12 with size 14?

could someone just really fast tell me how?

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#3
through word.
it's late and i can't remember what it's under.
edit, format, etc.

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#5
THANK YOU, why didn't i think of this?

i'm wasting time with it because it gives you like an extra half a page if you do it right, and i reeeaaalllllyyyy want to go to bed :]

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#7
Seriously, teachers are beginning to catch onto these stupid tricks. Instead of trying to half-ass your assignment by magically making it appear longer, just write a better paper.

Just my two cents.
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#8
but i don't want to write a better paper.

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#10
Quote by katenotreally
but i don't want to write a better paper.


Then why the hell are you trying to make it longer? Making it longer will not get you a better grade in this instance. Remember, it's quality not quantity.
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#12
Quote by Floydian45
Then why the hell are you trying to make it longer? Making it longer will not get you a better grade in this instance. Remember, it's quality not quantity.



it is quantity for this teacher though.
she doesn't read essays when she assigns them.
you can write about something totally unrelated and she'll give you full marks.


sorry to make you pissed off...? erm..

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#14
Quote by katenotreally
it is quantity for this teacher though.
she doesn't read essays when she assigns them.
you can write about something totally unrelated and she'll give you full marks.


sorry to make you pissed off...? erm..


I'm not pissed off, just a little confused, thanks. Saying that your teacher does not read essays sounds a lot like an exaggeration to me, unless this particular teacher is a complete tool. If this teacher really does base her marks on who has the longest essay, instead of changing the periods to size 14 font, just copy a chunk of text off the CNN website or something. I'm done ranting. Good evening.
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- Saga LP Copy
- Godin Seagull Acoustic
- Roland Cube 60
- Fender G-Dec
- Jim Dunlop Crybaby
- Guitar Rig 2
#15
...................... :|

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#16
Quote by Floydian45
I'm not pissed off, just a little confused, thanks. Saying that your teacher does not read essays sounds a lot like an exaggeration to me, unless this particular teacher is a complete tool. If this teacher really does base her marks on who has the longest essay, instead of changing the periods to size 14 font, just copy a chunk of text off the CNN website or something. I'm done ranting. Good evening.

This.

Or, do your best to make a funny ass story.. That way if they end up reading it after all they'll get a good laugh and hopefully give you a good grade
#17
If you're in Word...

Click in the bar at the very bottom near the left side, it shows you your dimensions and what not. This should bring up a box that says 'Find and Replace', or something to that effect. From there, you can replace all your periods with size 14 periods. I've done it before. Not on something I handed in, though.

For those of you who have never heard of this, it's a trick to get your papers to appear longer. You replace every period with a period of a larger size (12 to 14 etc.). It works, but some teachers are keen to this trick, and will PWN your grade accordingly.
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Um I already showed him how its done lol

Well I showed them AGAIN! With more 1337 speak!
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