Poll: Have you ever woken up drunk?
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View poll results: Have you ever woken up drunk?
Yes
55 67%
No
27 33%
Voters: 82.
#1
...you've ever woken up drunk.

I just did, it's mental.

From what I can remember from last night, i think it was 23 units on an empty stomach, pissing all over the shop, wandering around for ages cos I lost my friends cos I had to pee, and Sainsburys and trolleys at midnight.

I'm so dissapointed in myself...

By the way, I am in no condition to use the searchbar. As far as I can tell, this post doesn't have typos, and that was EFFORT. But I may be wrong.
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#3
I don't usually drink that much, but last night International drinking rules were my downfall.....
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#4
Ehh not really, jut dizzy. I always drink too much and get hung over. Doesn't feel good man
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#6
Yea, it's bad. Trust me, it hits you later on in the day. I suggest you try getting some sleep now...

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#9
I've never been drunk. I'm 14, though.

I imagine it would be weird.
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#10
I've done it. I was drunk for two or three days straight one time. The weirdest part is realising you're still drunk...
#12
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#14
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#15
Quote by MakinLattes
I've woken up in many states. Oregon, drunk, loaded, Minnesota, tweaking, shrooming, California...

it's later on..ugh...

Now, I'm no expert on American geography (and neither are you Americans), but isn't Oregon on the complete other side of the country?

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#16
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Now, I'm no expert on American geography (and neither are you Americans), but isn't Oregon on the complete other side of the country?

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#17
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Now, I'm no expert on American geography (and neither are you Americans), but isn't Oregon on the complete other side of the country?

I resent the implication that, as a San Franciscan living in southern Oregon, I couldn't get drunk here and wake up in California! it's half an hour to the border.

edit: hell, I could wake up in Canada.
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#18
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I resent the implication that, as a San Franciscan living in southern Oregon, I couldn't get drunk here and wake up in California! it's half an hour to the border.

edit: hell, I could wake up in Canada.

I meant Minnesota, sorry

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#19
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Now, I'm no expert on American geography (and neither are you Americans), but isn't Oregon on the complete other side of the country?


#20
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I meant Minnesota, sorry


God-damn Aussies, always getting the American States mixed up
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#21
I always wake up drunk at about 7 AM needing to piss really badly.
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#22
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Thankyou, I was thinking of Michigan, but it's still half a country away. ^^
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Edit: Woops, edited.

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#23
sometimes i wake up not feeling too great, but not drunk, but then i have a glass of water then the world all goes wobbley again
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#25
I've kept drinking through the night does that count? like drinking til 10 in the morning..
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#26
I did and had to work early the next morning. I had to operate a meat slicer. I tried my hardest to appear fine and not slice my hand off, i was terrified

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#27
Waking up drunk is the best way to avoid a hangover.
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#28
The only intoxication I've ever had is with some weird goggles they gave us during health that simulated being drunk. About half the class got hung over.
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#30
I went to a gig with my mate, think it was LA Guns, went to college the next day and we were both sent home, because we were still hammered.
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#32
Yes. Worst thing: I work driving. And I had to work. Luckily, after a shower, food and coffee I managed to sober up enough to drive fine.
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#33
Quote by Survivalism
Hands up if you've learned how to drink properly.

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If you mean consuming so many units of alcohol that my liver resembles a raisin then yes.

I have woken up drunk before but that was because I was at a house party and I drank 4 pints of Guiness, 2 wine-sized bottles of mead, 1/4 of a bottle of JD, 8 tequila shots and a shot of 85% Absinthe. According to others I had more after that, but that is all I can remember drinking. I woke in the morning still drunk, butt naked in a pool of my own sick... AND IT WAS AWESOMEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
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#34
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The only intoxication I've ever had is with some weird goggles they gave us during health that simulated being drunk. About half the class got hung over.

We had those in 7th grade... as a result the first time I was drunk I was stumbling around saying how it was nothing like the goggles.
#35
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I've kept drinking through the night does that count? like drinking til 10 in the morning..


Haha, we've done that a few times, stayed up through the night drinking and then at about 8.00 in the morning my mate pipes up "Who's gonna help me finish off the Vodka?".
#36
I once was getting up out of my bed after I had slept off a vicious party, and I completely lost balance, fell on my dog who sleeps by my bed, and slept for six hours. Kinda strange when you wake up at 5 o'clock at night on your bedroom floor with a hangover.
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#37
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I've never been drunk. I'm 14, though.

I imagine it would be weird.

Seriously. What are you Chinese?


I started when I was like 8... seriously.