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#1
Seriously, I can't seem to get out of an argument with one of my friends.

I told him I would follow captain Kirk to the gates of hell if I was serving on the enterprise.
He said Kirk was gay and Picard woudl totally out-cool him when it came to...well...everything.

I would rather serve under a gung-ho guy who wears pyjamas and had sex with a chick with three boobs, than some aristocrat bold-ass jumpsuit wearing dude that tries to reason his way out of everything.

I know this argument could be settled by ritual Klingon duel, but I want to wait for your opinions.
#5
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....nerd


Kirk would kick your ass if he heard that.
#9
I imagined the OP said in the simpsons comic book guy's voice.
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#12
Can you really trust a man from Mirfield with an intergalactic spaceship? I think not, therefore Kirk wins.
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#13
kirk killed a giant lizard by building a cannon by hand out of a log, creating gunpowder from sulfur, and firing a diamond into its chest.

so kirk> picard
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#14
plus, kirk sacrificed himself to make picard stop soran. I don't see that happening the other way around.
#16
Picard

mainly cos the acting is better and i like the stories better :p

not that im a huge star trek fan though o_O
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#17
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Picard

mainly cos the acting is better and i like the stories better :p

not that im a huge star trek fan though o_O



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#18
thats what i hate about it. picard sounds like he is reciting hamlet, while kirk is just like 'woohhooaaa' or something.
#20
LaForge is gay. Besides those blingbling thingies on his head, what boy is called jordan?
#24
Picard is a brilliant strategist, an Englishman and bald, on the other hand is Kirk who is a stupid grunt, an American, and has a babyface.

Therefore:

Picard > Kirk


#25
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+1.

I can't wait to see the next ST movie though.
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#26




Picard > Kirk
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#27
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We have a wiener.

Kirk > Picard. Picard is French. I always kept waiting for him to run up the white flag.
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#29
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We all know that Picard is the superior officer.

We all know that Picard is a flute playing pussy.
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#30
Picard.
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#32
Picard.

He's just...awesome.
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#35
Picard: stuck-up beaurocrat (sp?) who does everything by the book.

Kirk: throws the book out of the airlock and does things his way.

Seriously, in the midst of a battle, do you want someone who follows rules or improvises? I hated TNG cos Picard always does what rules and regs say. Starfleet became so mature it was boring. How many opportunities did Picard pass up to blow sh!t up? Pfft.

Kirk ftw.

PS. I agree that Janeway owns the both of them.

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#36
There's no competition, Kirk is way better. He's just a lot cooler. He kissed like every girl that was on the show, punched countless aliens, disobeyed way more orders than Picard... he was played by William Shatner.

Come on.
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#37
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We all know that Picard is a flute playing pussy.



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And for the record, Picard isn't and never was fat. Therefore, he is winner.
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#38
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Picard is a brilliant strategist, an Englishman and bald, on the other hand is Kirk who is a stupid grunt, an American, and has a babyface.

Therefore:

Picard > Kirk



first of all picard is french but has an english accent, which is stupid

and secondly kirk is canadian, well shatner is, i believe kirk was born on a colony on alpha centuri or something
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#39
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first of all picard is french but has an english accent, which is stupid

and secondly kirk is canadian, well shatner is, i believe kirk was born on a colony on alpha centuri or something

Earth doesn't contain nations in the time period during which Picard would have been born, and English is pretty much the Earth standard language.
And Kirk was certainly raised in Iowa.
#40
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Kirk.

he's much more doable.

Hey lady! I haven't seen you in forever.

Plus Kirk has taken a jewfro where no jewfro has gone before!
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