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#1
So today is my birthday. I have $70. What should I do?
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Now that is an epic win right there!!!!


I made an epic win
Jackson RR24M
PSN: Livewire410
#2
Buy 70 1$ giftcards at Guitar Center.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#4
kill yourself.



not really. buy whatever you want
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#6
give it to someone who needs it
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This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#8
Happy birthday man, go get some beer (or get someone else to get you it) and get wrecked.
RULE BRITANNIA
#10
Put it in a time capsule and retrieve it in ten years, then you can truely appreciate its value. Oh and Happy Birthday.
#14
Donate to charity, you will feel better later on.


Screw that, buy some weed and beer, get smashed and watch porn.
#17
Quote by DeadWhisper
buy 280 picks for 25 cents each


Wow, picks are cheap over there, my picks are all 40p each (56 cents)
#19
barrel roll.
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Lolz that guy is a noob.

Egnater
Leave it on the press, Depress Depress Taboot Taboot.
#20



Make a wish.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Mar 3, 2009,
#21
buy 200 guitar pics and make a guitar out of them,then with the change but i cheap guitar pulp it into sawdust and then mold it into a pick
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#22
Quote by danecave13
buy some black porn and a butt plug. go happy.


Interesting...
Quote by U-neek
Now that is an epic win right there!!!!


I made an epic win
Jackson RR24M
PSN: Livewire410
#23
buy 7 hits of lsd, trip balls !
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#25
Disgusting.
Quote by U-neek
Now that is an epic win right there!!!!


I made an epic win
Jackson RR24M
PSN: Livewire410
#26
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
Wow, picks are cheap over there, my picks are all 40p each (56 cents)

wow thats alot in in canada so we got long and mcquade where are you
#28
happy birthday dude
lets have a beer
shout your mates a round would be nice
"Ladies and gents."

That concludes our tour of the toilets.
#29
Quote by Livewire8195
Interesting...



isnt it? black porn is nasty... he buys it, less i have to see
#30
erm invest in the stockmarket

*sarcastic ignorance*

.. perhaps you should save it until ure certain of what u wanna do with it.. cos u never know when u might wanna buy some speakers or somethign.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#31
Quote by will123456789
erm invest in the stockmarket

*sarcastic ignorance*

.. perhaps you should save it until ure certain of what u wanna do with it.. cos u never know when u might wanna buy some speakers or somethign.

Or some MDMA.
RULE BRITANNIA
#32
Quote by aaciseric
Put it in a time capsule and retrieve it in ten years, then you can truely appreciate its value. Oh and Happy Birthday.



I like the idea!
#33
You should buy sum prostitutes....... and beat the **** out of em, boy that would be one great birthday! I wonder how many u could get with $70. hum...
#34
Yeah...todays also the day my great grandfather was burried...
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#35
Quote by Bamitchell
Buy 70 1$ giftcards at Guitar Center.

This. And pay in pennies.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#36
Happy Birthday?

Now, as for the money, give them to me. I'll take care of them, I promise!


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#37
Happy birthday dude, its also my dads b-day
But go out and get smashed, it'll be fun
LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST!
#38
Purchase a minor share in UG.


But that isn't possible, so, buy one hour of love.


80th best UGer
#40
Quote by Waffle*Martini
Donate to charity, you will feel better later on.


Screw that, buy some weed and beer, get smashed and watch porn.

ROFL!!! You perv!!!
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