#1
Mp3 player...

RIP Creative Muvo T200

It was an extremely rainy night and i was walking along with my trusty umbrella listening to some awesome music on my mp3 player. Suddenly the wind picked up a good 20 kmph. The umbrella couldn't hold up to it so it folded backwards. I could taste my own flem running out from my nose into my mouth. As i fumbled for a tissue, while trying to hold onto the umbrella i walked into a bicycle stand. This while normally would have resulted in a painful death did not. Why? Cause my mp3 which was in my pocket took the hit for me. It gave its life for mine. A crack on it proof of its love.

It will be greatly missed
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#2
FUUUUUUUUUU- I expected wife, child, or at the very least, pet.
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#3
In that case, I'm an MP3 Serial Killer.
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#5
I was expecting you killed your first dog or something.

I am disappoint.
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#8
RIP Dimebag



i think my mp3 has alzeimer, cause sometimes the music dissapears...
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#9
I've never killed an MP3 player before.


But I did accidentally kill my brother's beta fish when I was 12.


I didn't know the water was cold! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!


My condolences to your music library.
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#10
I was hoping to hear you killed a blonde hair blue eye virgin for Satan.
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#11
Son....


I AM DISSAPOINT.
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#12
I thought you meant your first chick, that you did the nasty with.. But oh well..
#13
I was expecting an epic terrorist-hunt story. But hey, that sucks. I've broken 3 mp3s and 2 phones, to date. Plus, once, I managed to pick out and buy the only faulty mp3 player in the shop.
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#16
All i have left after this ordeal is a pain in the leg and a pain in the heart
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